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TWoP 10: Sluttiest Male TV Characters

by Angel Cohn November 7, 2008 6:00 am
TWoP 10: Sluttiest Male TV Characters

Apparently TV shows with risque sexual situations encourage teens to have sex and lead to a lot of pregnancy. Really? The hot promiscuous characters are half the reason we watch most of these TV shows. Oh well. So here's our list celebrating the smuttiest fellas on TV, who really just enjoy indulging their carnal desires. We kinda love 'em for it, but if you are trying to be a responsible parent or whatever, don't let your babies grow up to date these guys.

1. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
No guy tries harder, or succeeds more, in creating wild schemes to get women into bed. His women are almost always young, always for one night engagements only, but not always only one at a time. The well-dressed consummate bachelor is always on the prowl for his next conquest and will stop at nothing, even shunning his one true love, for a chance to get laid. Anyone who puts as much thought into sex as Barney (Lemon Law, Crazy/Hot Scale) immediately goes to the top of our list.

2. Mark Sloane (Grey's Anatomy)
He coined his way of pleasuring a woman, "The Sloane Method." Not only does this womanizer want to get with anything in a skirt (including his best friend's wife) he's got an ego about his prowess that fills the entirety of an on-call room at Seattle Grace. In a hospital filled with people making out in elevators and doffing their clothing at any turn, he's by far the least picky and the one most often called on to show off his method. He asks few questions when women throw themselves at him, which isn't romantic, but still kinda works.

3. Jason Stackhouse (True Blood)
Only on HBO could a character get away with being naked as much as Jason Stackhouse. The sweet (but not-so-smart) Southern boy is a known lover of women and drugs, and is even happier when they are merged together. It takes a special kinda trampy guy to have sex while covered in smelly garbage. The only thing that ever slows him down are V-induced issues with his beloved and self-worshiped penis, and even that can't keep him down for long.

4. Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl)
Since the aforementioned study pointed to the reckless sexual situations on Gossip Girl specifically, we presume that they were referring to the amazing scarf-clad hotness that is Chuck Bass. He can't help it, hiring hookers is the thing to do when you are young, attractive and rolling in piles of money. And the kind you have to import? They are the best.

5. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)
We often wonder if Christian Troy moved to LA because he'd slept with every woman in Miami. If not all of them, it had to have been pretty damned close. He's had countless affairs, engaged in many wild and unmentionable sexual acts, and has even been an actual prostitute for a time. Hell, he even had sex with Rosie O'Donnell... for cash. He'll do anything, that one.

6. Don Draper (Mad Men)
Don Draper never met a pretty woman he didn't want to have sex with, who cares about that shiny little gold ring on his finger. This dashing ad man knows how to sell himself, and instead of plying women with words of seduction, he just sports an intense glare to get ladies to invite them back their hotel rooms or apartments for dalliances.

7. Cooper Freedman (Private Practice)
Cooper likes his sex a little bit on the kinky side... not that there's anything wrong with that. He often likes it when he finds his conquests on the internet. Again, fine and dandy... though maybe we wouldn't trust this pediatrician with our kids if we found out about his proclivities for rubber.

8. Bill Henrickson (Big Love)
Dude has three wives and seven children. And he even considered a fourth wife. He really gets around. It may be with the same women, but he certainly doesn't know how to keep it in his pants at all.

9. Daniel (Ugly Betty)
He's the editor of a fashion magazine, so of course his taste runs to drop dead gorgeous models. Predictable. And even more predictably this ho can't remember most of them after their one night flings, even if they result in offspring (or not). He may aspire to settle down and have kids, but if a leggy lady walked by, we've got no doubt he'd change his mind.

10. Dean (Supernatural)
Much like a sailor, this love 'em and leave 'em demon hunter has a girl in practically every port (or small town) across the United States. At least the ones that the boys have visited. Not that we hear anyone really complaining about it... except maybe his brother Sam.

(Dis)honorable mentions:
Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)
He loves the ladies and loves his freewheelin' bachelor ways, but he occasionally has some medium-term relationships (as opposed to the one-night stands of the majority of our slutty guys) so he gets a bit of credit for that.
Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)
He's like Marc Sloane in training. Plus, he is responsible for spreading an STD around the hospital. But he's also one to try to find true love, which makes him slightly less whoreish than the Sloane. Though we wouldn't be surprised in a few years if this resident has become an attending touting the Karev method.

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