There are many reasons why I love them, not the least of which being how laid back and fun (read: probably drunk) they always seem to be in interviews, which I doubt is pretense, but mostly because Harry Hamlin has the distinction of being my very first celebrity crush. Ever. At the tender age of five I fell head over heels in love with him on L.A. Law, which I was far too young to be watching, but did anyway due to the glorious lack of parental supervision I enjoyed throughout my childhood.

Also, them two were beyond entertaining on Veronica Mars. I love Harry Hamlin so much that I didn't even get mad at him for locking Veronica in a rusty refrigerator and setting Keith on fire. So yeah, it's pretty much a historic love. And I could watch Lisa Rinna pop pills and chug martinis while her fake son gets beaten to a bloody pulp by his fake father all day long. This show is going to be amazing. It's also going to be on TV Land in 2009, by the way. I got so carried away with the Hamlin love I forgot to report any actually useful news. I wish I could say it was the first time this has happened to me, but it's sadly so, so not.

What do you think about celebs whoring out their marriages for reality television? I'm obviously OK with it, but why don't you kids sound off below!