But last night's bizarre and utterly pointless cameo by Pamela Anderson made me rethink my allegiance to this show. For one thing, why? And for another, why? Kath and Kim are notoriously obsessed with the tabloids, so obvi the show's producers were trying to play off of that by nabbing someone appropriately trashy-but-famous. Newsflash: Pam Anderson hasn't been in the tabs for years because no one gives a rat's ass about her anymore. Clearly she was just desperate enough to say yes to this little appearance because Britney and Lindsay were already contractually bound to a no-compete clause stemming from their stunt-casting cameos on CBS and ABC, respectively (I totally made that up, but it's possible!). And all the other rag regulars are too busy getting plastic surgery or having babies or getting incarcerated for DUIs to commit to something with such mediocre ratings.

This weird pairing was the opposite of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup because it took two things that are pretty good on their own and made them into one really sucky thing. Two great tastes that are incredibly lame together.

Watch it and tell me I'm not just being a nit-picky B: