Anygay, as they do with lots of these cat-fight-heavy shows (see: The Real Housewives of Mylanta), the producers decided to round up all the "ladies" from the show for a little reunion action (read: another opportunity for a smackdown). During the taping, Hauserman claims Sharon straight up attacked her and "pulled her hair," which resulted in her being rushed to the hospital. I call bullpoop. Firstly, have you ever heard of anyone being hospitalized for hair-pulling? If that were the case, me and everyone in my kindergarten class ought to have been in goddamned traction. And second, if Sharon attacked you, you'd be lucky to get off with a few missing extensions.
My point is, Megan needs to think up a new way to be famous because not only has she exhausted most of the reality show possibilities, she's pissed off one of the most powerful (and rad) ladies in showbiz. But this little (non) news story did get me thinking: Sharon would be an amazing cagefighter. I would pay to watch her battle any number of irritating TV personalities, starting with Rachael "Throat Cyst" Ray.
Who would you want Sharon to take out?
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