Yes, it seems that Her Orange Emaciatedness has captured the fancy of the mainstream populace (which I could've told a bitch on Halloween when I saw three different chicks tricked out as Zoe, complete with Venti Starbucks cups). Rachel is funny and fascinating and her lifestyle is enviable and all, but you know I will be watching for adorable preppy pocket gay Brad, whom I want to be besties with circa now. And Taylor, whom I love to hate and plot violent deaths for. Must watch TV!

Are you guys stoked for round two of Zoe? Or not so much. Holler at your girl in the comments, please.