1. Khloe Kardashian (her sister has a big ass)
2. Claudia Jordan (she's "famous" for holding one of the boxes on Deal or No Deal)
3. Andrew Dice Clay (he used to be a comedian)
4. Natalie Gulbis (a professional golfer... exciting!)
5. Tom Green ("comedian")
6. Jesse James (aka Mr. Sandra Bullock)
7. Dennis Rodman (he might have played basketball a hundred years ago)
8. Joan Rivers (sometimes fashion critic)
9. Melissa Rivers (the annoying daughter of a sometimes fashion critic)
10. Brande Roderick (Baywatch alum)
11. Herschel Walker (Football player)
12. Clint Black (some sort of country singer)
13. Annie Duke (she plays poker)
14. Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins (TLC singer, but not the dead one)
15. Brian McKnight (R&B singer)
16. Scott Hamilton (can do a mean backflip on ice skates)

Granted, some of these trainwrecks will likely flame out in spectacular fashion (and I'm secretly dying for the first time Dennis Rodman and Jesse James have to team up), but when it comes to business acumen, maybe this isn't the most stunning crew they could have picked. Though Scott Hamilton has made a career out of doing back flips, and Annie Duke does basically con people out of money for a living. But no one wants to see them win. That's not good reality TV.

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