And since NBC is clearly just so obsessed with canceling things that they're picking up flagrantly terrible series just so they can experience the joy of canceling them, I guess there's hope for the sitcom idea I came up with the other night when I was drunk where Patricia Heaton and I open a nail salon, hire Alex Borstein to be head of waxing, fight with our landlord Bill Engvall daily and throw our hands up and say, "Men!" a lot when discussing our useless husbands, Jon Lovitz and David Spade. And also Howie Mandel wrote it. And Caroline Rhea is producing. NBC is so all over this. I can tell, because they cast the star of these things as a genius lawyer:

Agent Cody Banks (genius espionage skateboarding)
Cheaper By the Dozen (genius siblinging)
Lizzie Maguire (genius tweening)
A Cinderella Story (genius fairy tale escapism fulfillmenting)
Raise Your Voice (genius waste of John Corbett's time-ing)
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (even more geniuser)
Material Girls (genius shopping)
The Perfect Man (genius Heather Locklear is an insufferable man driver awayer-ing)

Actually, on second thought, I guess it does make sense. Can't wait. Hope it's on before Heroes so I can watch two really awesome shows in a row.