OK, not really, but an actual musical version of The Wire would... OK, it would be terrible, nevermind. The good news is that's not happening, but after the jump you can watch a mesmerizing recap of the entire series in rap form, by rapper Mad Skillz -- complete with a Youtube clip montage! You know, in case you're a Wire super fan in withdrawal or maybe just someone who wants to know what happened on the beloved series but are short on time, or just too afraid of that totally germed out outdoor couch they all hung out on in Season 1 to actually sit down with the DVDs. (You can also read our awesome old recaps of the show to catch up. Just saying.)

I've already watched it twice, and I don't plan on stopping anytime in the near future. Oh, Internet. What did we do before we had you? Just sit around not listening to rap versions of The Wire all day? Clearly, that's a life not worth living. Also, if anyone finds/knows where to find an MP3 version of this, please leave a link below. This is so my new jam.