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TWoP 10: Reasons This Could Be Idol's Best Season Yet

by Angel Cohn January 16, 2009 6:00 AM
TWoP 10: Reasons This Could Be Idol's Best Season Yet

We're going to admit it, as much as we dread the hours that American Idol sucks out of our otherwise somewhat productive lives as couch potatoes, we can't help ourselves from watching it. No matter how much we hated the season that preceded it and are wary of the lies about how this season will be so much better. It's like going back to a bad boyfriend, or continuing to tune in to Heroes. However, somehow, it seems like Season 8 could actually be better. Maybe we've just been beaten down, or maybe we're just really irrationally thrilled they are actually making some of the promised changes, but we're feeling pretty positive about the new season so far. Here's why.

1. Kara DioGuardi is awesome.
We were more than a little wary about a new judge, but after two nights, we're already in love with her no nonsense style. Well, when they let her say anything. It's gotta be hard to be the new girl. Anyway, she cuts right to the point with her, "you are pretty, but can't sing" comments and earned our respect when she got up and did a belt off with a cocky contestant. Who cares if she was right or not, just a nice change of pace to see someone who can actually sing show the smarmy people how it is done.

2. Less hours per week.
We might actually get to have a life, or watch the other shows piling up in our DVRs. Next week it appears that there will only be two, one-hour-long shows. They are cutting back on the amount of three night a week extravaganzas and even the results show will be pared down. It's like they read our minds.

3. Fewer trainwrecks.
They assured us that there would be less of the bad auditions and we might see more of the decent folks before they went to Hollywood. We didn't believe them. But it seems like while we are still seeing the same amount of talentless auditioners, they are getting way less screen time. Montages or quick clips are clearly the way to go when you are dealing with a grown ass man dressed like a banana.

4. Simon seems funnier than ever.
While Simon is getting called out more frequently for his ripping comments by the tag team duo of Paula and Kara, he seems to be enjoying the process more. From sitting there smirking when the girl in a bikini came in, not even pretending that his vote was for her singing talents, to taunting a girl for getting the lyrics to a song he wrote wrong. Love when he's sporting that super smug grin. If even he's having a good time, then we are way more likely to have some fun this time around. We can't wait to see how he reacts to the promo'd contestant who says he's sleeping with Seacrest.

5. Sob stories done right.
It's not just the tragic back stories that are getting us, OK, maybe a little, but we genuinely think we could root for the blind guy, the guy whose wife died, or hot mama who lost her house to a tornado. But the editors have done a stellar job so far of crafting this show so we feel sympathy for all the right people, i.e. the ones who can actually sing. Oh, and we can't forget the awesome girl with the crazy pill popping grandma. She's the best.

6. More awkward Seacrest.
If there was ever a reason to tune into this show year after year, it is to see the embarrassing things that Ryan Seacrest does. From trying to high-five a blind contestant to standing in awkward horror after the infamous bikini-clad girl tried to make out with him, Seacrest is most enjoyable to watch when he's completely flummoxed. Which is why we're even more thrilled about the prospect of him having to conduct more interviews with Jason Castro.

7. Jason Castro's brother.
All the dopiness and incoherence of Jason Castro, none of the well-rehearsed skills, and way better (though still odd) hair. It's pretty much better than anything we could have hoped for. Plus, if Jason Jr. (or Michael if you insist) makes it through to the big stage, we can't wait to see Jason try and plaster on a smile while he sits aside and has to be interviewed by Ryan Seacrest about his surprisingly talented brother. Can't wait.

8. No "Idol Gives Back" nonsense.
It's not that we object to Idol raising funds for deserving charities, its just that there has to be another way than doing it via four hours of telecasting, with a slew of celebrities, right in the midst of the competition. We want to see who wins this stupid show. Maybe donate some of the cash from the standard text messaging rates or the Coca-Cola sponsorship instead.

9. Hollywood Week looks more cutthroat than ever.
Judging by the previews, and we realize we've been burned by them before, Hollywood week looks like pure insanity. Filled with lots of tears, heartbreak and fights about people not pulling their weight. God, we really love those stupid fights.

10. No David Archuleta!
So long as David doesn't have a brother this season, we should be most free of the baby-faced prodigy that plagued our nightmares last season. While the youngster surely gave prepubescent girls someone to glom on to, we're happier with the string of powerhouse vocalists and scruffy looking guys that have made it through the first two audition cities. Added bonus: we shouldn't have to see that annoying crying girl in the audience again.

Not that we don't have our quibbles, because we certainly do, but at this stage in the game, the positives outweigh the negatives. Your thoughts? Are you looking forward to the rest of the season, or think we're just in for more of the same?

28 Comments

January 16, 2009 12:07 PM
Caties Mom
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Loved AI this week, though it killed my DVR. Still lots of loveable freaks (the Banana?), and it definitely seems as if the top 24 are being profiled in advance. But that's good. Too often I've asked where that one came from, while "early favorites" disappeared. If the results shows will be shorter ... YAY! I usually DVR'd and FF'd through most of it anyway.

January 16, 2009 2:06 PM
tufar
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the best thing about ai?

jacob's recaps. great writing, a true pleasure to read.

January 16, 2009 2:07 PM
tufar
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the best thing about ai?

jacob's recaps. great writing, a true pleasure to read.

January 16, 2009 2:10 PM
tufar
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replied to comment from tufar

sorry about the double posting. it's a website glitch... when one hits "refresh", instead of the page refreshing, the post appears twice. and there is no way of removing it.

January 16, 2009 3:47 PM
Michelle
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and Joe R.'s! (will he be recapping this season too?)

This season certainly is shaping up to be less annoying in the early rounds than previous ones. But we are only 2 eps in, so they have plenty of time to screw it up ;)

I'm still not sure how the New Girl (Kara) will change the dynamic...guess we'll wait and see.

January 16, 2009 4:44 PM
J T
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I have been pleasantly surprised by AI so far too. I can only take a small amount of the trainwrecks, and would love to see more of the better candidates early on. So I hope they keep to this editing.

And Kara will give the judges a much needed shot in the credibility. She seems very cool.

And I agree with tufar regarding Jacob's recaps. So glad he is back. And if Joe R is also, all the better...

January 16, 2009 5:01 PM
redrabbit
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+ Kara, - Nigel = much better, more streamlined show so far. Me likey.

January 16, 2009 6:35 PM
Cuckoo
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The show's changed, it's become more positive. I like that.

If the past two episodes are anything to go by, I can see myself buying those damn tickets for that damn tour again in 5 months' time. It's going to be like that isn't it? ARGH!

January 16, 2009 6:57 PM
Paula Gene
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replied to comment from Caties Mom

You're kidding,right? Lovable freak banana guy? I wish they would just LET US HEAR THE SINGERS SING! Really, wouldn't you like that more? Okay, maybe 1 freak per city. There isn't enough time to hear the contestants who get through to the next round.

January 16, 2009 6:57 PM
Paula Gene
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replied to comment from Caties Mom

You're kidding,right? Lovable freak banana guy? I wish they would just LET US HEAR THE SINGERS SING! Really, wouldn't you like that more? Okay, maybe 1 freak per city. There isn't enough time to hear the contestants who get through to the next round.

January 17, 2009 10:32 AM
bill
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I'm so glad you all like it soooo much. I think it sucks so far! THE TRAIN WRECKS ARE WHAT GET YOU INVOLVED!!! It's entirely to "sappy sentimental". The only thins I like so far are the new judge, and that it doesn't have to be an even split on male/female. Let the best stand.

January 17, 2009 4:53 PM
Lita
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replied to comment from tufar

You're thrilled about Jacob's recaps?! I guess I can give them a shot. At least AI is a reality show. That way there are no themes or symbolism that Jacob might feel required to discuss at length. 15 page weecaps? Yeah right.

I guess I'm off to go see for myself. It'll be a damn miracle if his AI recaps are even remotely tolerable.

January 17, 2009 5:40 PM
Lurcher
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replied to comment from Lita

"That way there are no themes or symbolism that Jacob might feel required to discuss at length."

Hahahaha. I love Jacob. I think his recaps got me into this show. I'm suspecting Joe R., who is also great, may not be back this year?

January 18, 2009 3:01 AM
dsbs
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Frankly, I think Jacob's batshit, and I love him.

I love his Dr. Who 'caps, and I don't even watch or care about AI, yet I know what's going on because I just have to see what Jacob has managed to come up with. Ridiculous.

January 18, 2009 9:21 AM
girl
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I love all of Jacob's recaps. If I just wanted to know who did what in five sentences or less, I would read the TV Guide description.

I quit watching American Idol a few years ago, but I still read the recaps because Jacob (and Joe R) are awesome.

By the way, Lita, NONE of the weecaps are 15 pages long. The full length recaps of hourlong shows are 11-20 pages long. The more popular the show, the more pages TWOP breaks the recap into, which is why some pages consist of only a paragraph.

January 18, 2009 11:42 AM
Lita
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replied to comment from girl

Check out the weecaps for the most recent Ugly Betty season. All called "weecaps", yet all 14+ pages.

Look at Potes, M. Giant, Michael Neal, Jeff - all concise recappers. They contribute humor or commentary to the recaps when necessary, but don't spend three pages discussing the relationship of the theme song of the show to the symbolism of the show like Jacob does.

January 18, 2009 12:47 PM
Creighton&AerynShipper
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replied to comment from Lita

Wow, this conversation has really gone off topic, hasn't it? I hope Jacob writes 15 pages about it!! :)

I LOVE Kara, and think she is a breath of fresh air on the show. Is she going to replace Paula? I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand, I would miss the Crazy and girl-on-girl action; but on the other hand, it would waste less of the judges (and our) time. Now, who can we get to replace the ever-useless Randy?

January 18, 2009 3:22 PM
DW
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Jacob is by far the worst writer on this site, but I'm definitely excited for new AI goodness!

January 18, 2009 4:03 PM
Asia
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Jacob the worst recapper? I couldn't believe my eyes. Though I loved Miss Alli, Jacob has always been my favorite, the one who makes me laugh so hard I can't see. I've watched shows I would never turn on just so I can put a face to the people he's recapping. I would read anything Jacob wrote about anything and I wish his WEEcaps were thirty pages long. I wish he would write a book. Ever heard of David Sedaris? Yeah, it takes a sense of humor to get the funny, but wow. I wish Jacob recapped every single show on TWOP. I was in disbelief! Just curious, to the posters who said they don't find Jacob funny - who are your favorite writers? Tell the truth, now!

January 18, 2009 5:07 PM
Kreskin
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I see where people are coming from. I mean he did a fairly recent "True Blood" recap where he went almost three pages without mentioning the show once. The thing about writing is that it is worthless without a spot of editing as well; recappers shouldn't ramble on for dozens of off-topic pages as if they were being paid by the word. It's self-indulgent at the very least. Jacob was great in the beginning, but he's started to take himself much too seriously (check his last AI recap: HE CHANGED SOMEONE'S LIFE WITH HIS WRITING!) and has taken his own hype to heart. The other recappers (the ones who didn't get sent out to pasture to chase rabbits when Bravo took over, I mean) include little personal glimpses that make you want to hang with them, have a beer. Jacob's little personal glimpses make him look more and more like an absolute chore to befriend, like you'd actually go, "Oh shit, here he comes," if you saw him out in public. This is a HUMOR site. It is founded on the idea that television is kind of a gold mine of things to mock. Jacob can be very funny, but he is much more interested in writing long intellectual essays and would much rather write 36 pages on how Rose Tyler is comparable to Gilgamesh or whatever hero's journey bug flew up his ass this week. I'm sorry, but you got your pseudointellectual hipster babble in my television snark and it tastes terrible.

January 18, 2009 5:20 PM
Serenade
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I think this list is a good one for why this could be a better season for AI than the last one except for the slam on David A. Because sell, I'm a fan of his and what he brought to the show that made him so interesting to those pre-teen girls, the teen population and the adults who are fans. I think the success he's had so far and the success he'll have in the future will be seen as a credit to the American Idol franchise someday. So agree to disagree on that one point.

I also find it interesting that David worked closely with Kara DioGuardi this summer and pretty much gave the same reasons for why he thinks she will be an asset as a new judge. He thinks she's very smart, spunky, talented and tells it like it is.

January 18, 2009 10:59 PM
Kirsten
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replied to comment from Kreskin

When I read Jason's recaps, they remind me of this guy I used to work with, and yes, we DID say, "Oh shit, here he comes" whenever we saw him!! And god is he an effing chore.

That said, I like some parts of Jason's recaps because they remind me of some of the old MightyBigTV recaps on this site, which I loved. But dude needs to work on his syntax. His sentences are an absolute mess. The guy is no David Sedaris, Asia, sorry. I love his comments but really don't want to hear anything about his life, mainly because he seems so tiresome. I find I really don't want to sit there sifting through his recaps any more.

So in short, I totally agree with you, Kreskin.

January 19, 2009 1:38 AM
Asia
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You know what, Kirsten and Kreskin? You made me realize that I was thinking of the old Jacob. I agree with you now. I used to love Jacob's writing and I still think he used to be hilarious. But sadly, used to be is not now, and you are so right - Old Jacob was great. Recent Jacob, not so much. There was a time that I looked forward to Miss Alli's and Jacob's recaps at least as much as the shows themselves. But yep, his writing has really changed. I miss the old TWOP, when Jacob was funny and Miss Alli was around. Thanks for the wake-up call. I'm going to go to bed and read "When You Are Engulfed In Flames" again. I'm glad I finally started reading the comment section of the forum though. At least one thing hasn't changed - I still think TWOP members are the funniest and most articulate on any site. Once I looked at the horror that is the comment section of Perez Hilton's site, and the stupidity there was astonishing. I guess that's what you get for looking at a gossip site.

Anyway, thank you for setting me straight, I stand corrected, and I will remember that just because something was one way once doesn't mean it stays that way forever. Maybe someday the old, funny Jacob will reappear. Or TWOP finds some new writers who can keep in mind that we come here so we can laugh! Like you said, Kreskin, this is a HUMOR site, remember, BRAVO?

January 19, 2009 2:22 AM
Simon Dion
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Who is this collective "we"? It really bothers me.

January 19, 2009 4:06 AM
DAC
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Can't believe all the Jacob hating - guess its true that it takes all kind...

I absolutely love Jacob. I even started watching shows he recapped just so I could have a reason to read his recaps. He is half the reason I love BSG.

Just adding my support to the many others who do enjoy what you are doing Jacob!

January 19, 2009 2:15 PM
Sedruol
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Loved this list. I normally don't watch the Idols audition rounds, and only start watching during the semi-finals, so color me surprised when I tuned in and actually found the first two episodes enjoyable.

And a little side note: I'm so glad Angel is working for TWOP - I've been a fan of her work since she was working for TVGuide online. Great insights as always, Angel! ;-)

January 21, 2009 12:34 AM
K
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I find Jacob's recaps, for the most part, to be embarrassingly unreadable drivel. Part of the problem is that this is supposed to be television without pity, and Jacob loves almost everything he sees. What's the point of setting a recapper loose on the mess that is Russell Davies's Doctor Who if he's just going to spend 30 overwritten pages telling you how deeply meaningful and poetic it all is?

March 3, 2009 6:39 PM
Bob B
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These are all reasons that this is the worst, most boring season yet!!!

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