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Yay! Trainer Bob Swore! Trainer Bob Swore! You guys know trainer Bob from The Biggest Loser, right? The nice one, who never wins because the other trainer screams the fat right off morbidly obese people while he nurtures them and braids their hair? But despite that, no one wants him replaced because he's just too endearing and lovable to lose? Well, he basically snapped last night. It was pretty major. Oxygen should do a Snapped episode on him. The snappee was Joelle, the lazy asshole contestant who doesn't seem to be clear on what the purpose of the show is and is unapologetically ruining it for everyone (except Jillian, who is loving it!). Even though it was an absurdly over-the-top fight on a reality show, it seemed pretty real. And my god, was it satisfying. Because Joelle is seriously a lazy asshole voluntarily participating in a show that requires its participants to be the exact opposite of lazy assholes. Thus the yelling. And the satisfaction.

I'm not entirely sure I've ever even heard Bob use the F-bomb before, but the four minute clip below is like Tarantino wrote it. I don't know what's better television: Bob uncharacteristically swearing at a hated contestant, veins popping out all over his head, or the cuts away to Jillian, who was dying! The effect may not have been perfect, but it's not his fault that "What the fuck, Joelle!" comes out as adorable as Shirley Temple singing "Animal Crackers in My Soup" coming out of him, and it sure as hell wasn't for lack of trying or anything. He's just so cute when he's angry! Possibly even cuter than when he's happy!

But seriously, someone who can run for 25 seconds but just cannot pooooossibly run for 30 seconds is in need of some beratement and repetitive, point-making hand-slapping. This guy is serious about running. It means a lot to him. Just do it, ya lazy asshole.

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