I'm not entirely sure I've ever even heard Bob use the F-bomb before, but the four minute clip below is like Tarantino wrote it. I don't know what's better television: Bob uncharacteristically swearing at a hated contestant, veins popping out all over his head, or the cuts away to Jillian, who was dying! The effect may not have been perfect, but it's not his fault that "What the fuck, Joelle!" comes out as adorable as Shirley Temple singing "Animal Crackers in My Soup" coming out of him, and it sure as hell wasn't for lack of trying or anything. He's just so cute when he's angry! Possibly even cuter than when he's happy!
But seriously, someone who can run for 25 seconds but just cannot pooooossibly run for 30 seconds is in need of some beratement and repetitive, point-making hand-slapping. This guy is serious about running. It means a lot to him. Just do it, ya lazy asshole.
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