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6 Reasons Normund Should Make Idol's Top 12

While I'm still baffled about how Nick Mitchell/Normund Gentle even made it this far in the process (in fact, how he made it to Hollywood is a mystery) now that he's here, I'm kind of hoping that he makes it through. I know it sounds crazy, and even I can't believe that I'm saying it, but if I hadn't had to go watch Lost (which takes every ounce of my concentration) I would have voted for him ... and I rarely vote. But there's something about this sassy pants sparkle-clad man that has me alternately horrified and fascinated by the whole Normund persona. Here's my reasoning on why he should stay.

1. He Can Sing (When He Wants To)
When he's not doing over-the-top runs and warbling, Nick/Normund actually has a decent singing voice. Not like out-of-this-world-should-win-a-competition-that-is-ostensibly-about-singing-but-only-if-you-are-attractive good, but solid enough. But he really needs to find another diva song, because I'm so over "And I'm Telling You (I'm Not Going)." Though if he just sang that every week, it could be enough to make Simon go mad... which leads me to my next point.

2. Will Make Simon Crazy
Simon couldn't even handle harmless little Sanjaya, who was at least trying to sing well, though his actual lack of talent left him hanging. What will he do with someone who could actually be talented, but just keeps flaunting the fact that he's a big old goofball? And as the smart-aleck comments and the banter between them (and Seacrest's two cents) get old (or older, as the case may be) for the audience, it might just wear-and-tear on Simon so much that he breaks out of his collected grouchy exterior and just pops off. That would be good television.

3. He's Sort of Funny
While I'm not sure that I'd pay money to see Normund Gentle do his wannabe cabaret schtick at Don't Tell Mama's -- or even see it for free -- on a show that normally features petulant and pouty kids or earnest do-gooders, it is a change of pace. Not that I'd want to see this every season, or even past the Top 10 this season, but seeing what he's wearing, or how he's going to change lyrics, or just how he's so insanely out there, is entertaining enough that I don't mind it all that much. Again, I'd like to reiterate that I don't necessarily think that he belongs on this show in the first place, but I am not the one who put him here, I'm just dealing the hand I was dealt, which brings me to my next thought.

4. It Would Serve the Producers Right
I know that this was supposedly the judges' decision to keep him long past Hollywood, and long past the time they should have been over his schtick, but I definitely suspect that the producers thought he'd make for entertaining TV and encouraged the judges to keep him on a bit longer. In either case, if Normund makes it into the finals and this show becomes even more of a ridiculous circus than it was before, it would be justly deserved. That's what you get when you screw with the American public. Sometimes they screw you right back. We're jerks like that.

5. Gives The Cameramen Something to Do
For a regular contestant, all those cameramen have to do is walk around in circles and capture their foot-stomping movements and winks to the audience. With Normund, these guys and gals are getting a workout. Chasing him as he runs down stairs, falls on the ground in the audience and molests the judges' table, is probably the most they've had to do ever.

6. Nick's Parents' Facial Expressions
You know that look your parents give you when you've brought home a bad report card, or crashed the car, or shoved your little brother in the dryer? Yeah, that's the look that Nick's father sported all during Normund's performance last night. So ashamed to have that little banner under his face that identified him as the person who helped bring this... whatever into the world. He then tried to smile and look annoyed when Simon said bad things. But I can tell he's just as baffled as the rest of us about why Normund has been unleashed to make an idiot of himself on the most popular reality show in the country, but god damn it, if he's there, he's gonna root for him.

Your thoughts? Is it worth putting up with nutty Normund to see Simon's head explode?

24 Comments

February 26, 2009 12:05 PM
Bobby Drake
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It is totally worth it!

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February 26, 2009 12:25 PM
guen
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I freaking love this dude. It's way better than Sanjaya- because he can sing, and he's self-aware. That's not to say he's not making an idiot of himself sometimes, but that's the point- he knows it and doesn't give a crap. People take this show so seriously- the fact that this is what he does in response to the "chance of a lifetime" is hysterical, and is exactly what pisses Simon off. Because god forbid people see this show as the farce it is.

February 26, 2009 12:26 PM
Clink
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Bahaha, Love the reasons and I have to admit...Nick/Norman makes be genuinely laugh. No matter how hard I try not to.

February 26, 2009 12:38 PM
Jenn
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I'm already tired of his schtick, but I can't disagree with reason #4.

February 26, 2009 12:44 PM
e.Beth
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i totally voted for him last night. he was the most entertaining, while not the best.

February 26, 2009 1:20 PM
Dlish
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i have a friend who was in a production of hair with him and rocky horror picture show--
he was riff raff
surprise surprise

February 26, 2009 1:27 PM
Jen
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I voted for him. Would LOVE for him to make the top 12 exactly for reason #4.

February 26, 2009 1:27 PM
Jen
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I voted for him. Would LOVE for him to make the top 12 exactly for reason #4.

February 26, 2009 1:47 PM
Randi
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I voted for him!

February 26, 2009 2:12 PM
DuchessKitty
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Gawd help me, the Normund Gentle character has grown on me. And Nick Mitchell just as himself is very charming and has a very decent voice. I'm never going to vote for this guy, but I also wouldn't gnash my teeth if he made it to the top 12.

February 26, 2009 2:47 PM
redrabbit
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I love this guy, both genuinely and ironically. They already have niches for rock, country, R&B, etc., why not novelty? He could be popular with the Dr. Demento/Richard Cheese crowd (which includes me).

February 26, 2009 3:21 PM
Beth R.
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If it didn't mean he'd be taking a slot from a more talented (and serious) contestant, I'd agree with you simply because it's the producers' fault he's still there. But it makes me ill to think that someone like Kris Allen or Ricky Braddy will get the drop to make a space for this goofball who is mocking the entire process.

February 26, 2009 3:47 PM
clamjamfry
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replied to comment from Beth R.

Come on, Beth R., that is like getting mad at someone who burps at a farting contest -- "why, the nerve!! You're MOCKING this whole process!!!!" This is a talent show, the same way shooting ping-pong balls out of your hoo-ha is a "talent." Relax and enjoy.

February 26, 2009 3:59 PM
kellijoc
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I voted for him 27 times last night. This guy is hilarious precisely because he is making a mockery of the show and doesn't give a shit. BUT, he's very smartly funny and Nick actually seems like a nice guy who can't quite understand why he's getting away with this. He's the only person who's not taking himself seriously and that's the guy I want to win the show.

February 26, 2009 4:25 PM
Nicole
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Totally worth it. People do take this show way too seriously. I'm so sick of seeing these idiots with tears streaming down their faces saying "This is my one chance... this is it for me." He's good for Idol. Plus it would be fun to watch Simon's head explode. ;)

February 26, 2009 4:28 PM
Ottis
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This guy could get a job as an opening act in Vegas right now. He does have singing talent, and he is more entertaining than 90 percent of the other 36. I hope he makes it to the final 12 as well. And thanks for pointing this out; it was lacking elsewhere on the site.

February 26, 2009 4:42 PM
Craig
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If he was actually entertaining these might be valid points. The only way I'd vote for him would be if the winner won the same prize as the winner in Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery."

February 26, 2009 5:00 PM
Joy
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LOOOOOVE this guy! I had a huge grin on my face throughout his entire act. I do hope he makes it to the final 12. Loved when he did a shout-out to Doogie!

February 26, 2009 6:04 PM
Beth R.
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clamjamfry - that's hysterical! I love that comparison. And you are right - this whole thing is pretty low on the to-be-taken-seriously scale. I think if I found Normund/Nick to be funnier, I'd probably be power voting for him. As it is, he amuses me in the same way monkeys who throw their own feces amuse me. Not so much. But I am laughing at the pie on the face of the Idol producers about now.

February 26, 2009 7:56 PM
Jen
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I adore Nick/Norman. I power-voted like mad for him. He might not be the best singer on the show, but the idea of him booting wife-pimping Gokey out of the competition is enough for me.

We are just playing the hand we've been dealt. If the producers didn't want Nick/Norman ruining the "credibility" of their show, they shouldn't have put his fate in the American hands! :D

February 27, 2009 11:08 AM
Genius
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Why is it "Normund" and not "Norman"?

February 28, 2009 11:45 PM
Harvey
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replied to comment from guen

Look,our family is completely over over these pitiful putdowns of Sanjaya.We are and were very impressed with Sanjaya's voice and skills.You have obviously not followed his career since idol.Sanjaya sings beautifully,especially acapello. This Nick ,sounded very pitchy.The music director during season six said behind the scenes that he thought Sanjaya had a good chance at winning because of his beautiful voice. it's true he was scared and shy,but the boy is talented,so give it up on the slams they are not funny !

February 28, 2009 11:46 PM
Harvey
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replied to comment from guen

Look,our family is completely over over these pitiful putdowns of Sanjaya.We are and were very impressed with Sanjaya's voice and skills.You have obviously not followed his career since idol.Sanjaya sings beautifully,especially acapello. This Nick ,sounded very pitchy.The music director during season six said behind the scenes that he thought Sanjaya had a good chance at winning because of his beautiful voice. it's true he was scared and shy,but the boy is talented,so give it up on the slams they are not funny !

March 26, 2009 3:06 AM
holly
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replied to comment from Harvey

as someone well acquainted with an earlier idol contestant, one who people actually thought had a shot... the people behind the show never offer opinions on the outcome. the judges may comment, the guest judges/master class teachers may comment, but a music director would be legally bound from saying things like that.

additionally, seeing as he was completely unable to draw a note from accompaniment, how on earth is sanjaya able to sing beautifully a cappella? he's kid with marginal talent who only got by on the joke factor. don't get me wrong, i feel bad for him. it's a shame when those around you let you be so deluded.

The difference is, Sanjaya had minimal talent. Nick is actually a very talented guy, I have a few friends who've worked with him over the years, who chooses to put on a persona in order to both bring something new to the show and make a mockery of it at the same time. His antics are intentional, Sanjaya's were just delusions of grandeur.

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