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After spending the hours since last night's 24 mourning the tragic passing of my beloved silver fox Bill Buchanan, I got to thinking about the other 24 deaths that have made my jaw drop over the years. I'm counting Bill as the first one because it's the most recent, plus I had to limit these to major to majorish characters or we'd be here all day. While it was very sad that girlfriend Debbie drank poison tea on Day 4 and that that kid's dad got sent to nuclear bomb junction by Kumar on Day 6, deaths like that aren't on here because of my short attention span. You understand. And, one last time before we begin: R.I.P. Bill -- no one could work a mock turtleneck quite like you.
Janet York (Day 1)
Janet York was Kim Bauer's best friend in the first season, and after a series of horrific acts the writers perpetrated against this innocent teenage girl -- she was roofied, her arm was broken with a crowbar, she was shot up with heroin, and then she was hit by a car -- she was finally murdered in the hospital by some creep who was impersonating her dad. Janet wasn't a major character, but this was the show's first season, and killing her sent a message to the audience: 24 isn't bound by the rules of your average procedural. Innocent teenagers get murdered here, and from now on you can't assume anybody is safe just because network conventions would normally keep characters like Janet safe.
Ryan Chappelle (Day 3)
As we all know, the Presidents on 24 tend to negotiate with terrorists quite routinely, even if they are demanding the completely unjustified execution of the head of CTU, in this case, Ryan Chappelle. Jack offered Chappelle the option of shooting himself, but when he couldn't do it, Jack had to do what was completely unnecessary and shoot the poor bastard in the head. It was the kind of tough situation that only exists on this crazy ass show, but it sure was sad.
Edgar Stiles (Day 5)
When 24 is out of ideas for your character, they don't play around. Edgar was Chloe's sweet, lispy teddy bear sidekick who couldn't make it to the sealed off conference room in time to evade the nerve gas. He tragically died in front of Jack and Chloe (and Kim, but who cares about Kim?) and got the sorrowful silent count-out to commercial reserved for only the most beloved of fallen 24 characters. I'm misty just thinking about dear departed Deadgar, so moving on!
Tony Almeida (Day 5)
Before the writers arbitrarily decided Tony's death was a fakeout this season, Tony's death was a pretty big shock. He was an immensely popular character, and he died in Jack's arms after being injected with an overdose of torture juice, which is about as Shakespearian as this show gets. I can't remember specifically if he also got the silent count-out to commercial, but he must have because I remember needing a minute to get myself together after the blow of no more Tony.
Curtis Manning (Day 6)
Gah, my arch nemesis, Day 6! Jack shot his best bud Curtis in the neck because he freaked out on a terrorist Jack had turned. An anti-climactic way to dispose of a majorish character? Absolutely. But the few seconds of the tension-filled standoff were so intense I wanted to throw up, and Curtis's death was as brutal and unexpected as 24 deaths can be. But to make it even sadder, after Jack sat down and mourned for a grand total of about four seconds he had to get up and run off to save the world again. It's always an understatement to say it sucks to be Jack, but really -- it su-huuucks to be Jack.
Charles Logan (Day 6)
The 24 Wiki claims Renee Walker mentioned that he somehow survived the attack, but I don't remember that and besides -- he definitely flatlined, which by Brothers & Sisters rules counts as being dead even if it's temporary, so I'm counting it. Anyway, Martha Logan went crazy and stabbed him! In front of Aaron! Whom she was living in sin with! It was awesome! Because Charles Logan had it coming, and he didn't deserve to spend the rest of his days under house arrest at his luxurious farm. Martha deserved her revenge a thousand times over. This is arguable, but in my opinion it was the most satisfying kill of the season, and one of my favorites of the entire series.
Graem Bauer (Day 6)
Obviously, anyone who's crossed Jack is going to die, but it was shocking that it wasn't Jack who killed him; it was their father Phillip, who was revealed to be a baddie when he killed his own son to prevent him from talking. While it's lame that everyone related to Jack dramatically turned out to be evil for some reason, that moment was a shocking turn. Until the plotline became completely ridiculous in the subsequent episodes, of course.
Dishonorable mentions:
Teri Bauer (Day 1)
It was nice to finally know that Nina was the mole, but honestly -- who didn't see Teri's death coming a mile away for the entire season?
George Mason (Day 2)
He had radiation poisoning and was going to die anyway; we'd all made peace with that. I will give him major points for choosing to go out in a huge explosion instead, however.
Jack Bauer (Day 2)
Because right -- Jack's just not going to be on the show anymore? Didn't buy it for a second, and neither did you.
David Palmer (Day 5)
It was sad, but it wasn't particularly shocking. He wasn't even President anymore when he was assassinated, and when you finally kill a character after five seasons of threatening to do so, the element of surprise gets a bit lost.
On a related note, how amazing is it that Aaron Pierce has survived seven seasons? If they ever do kill him I'm probably going to need grief counseling. Anyway, leave your favorite 24 deaths in the comments!
Janet York was Kim Bauer's best friend in the first season, and after a series of horrific acts the writers perpetrated against this innocent teenage girl -- she was roofied, her arm was broken with a crowbar, she was shot up with heroin, and then she was hit by a car -- she was finally murdered in the hospital by some creep who was impersonating her dad. Janet wasn't a major character, but this was the show's first season, and killing her sent a message to the audience: 24 isn't bound by the rules of your average procedural. Innocent teenagers get murdered here, and from now on you can't assume anybody is safe just because network conventions would normally keep characters like Janet safe.
Ryan Chappelle (Day 3)
As we all know, the Presidents on 24 tend to negotiate with terrorists quite routinely, even if they are demanding the completely unjustified execution of the head of CTU, in this case, Ryan Chappelle. Jack offered Chappelle the option of shooting himself, but when he couldn't do it, Jack had to do what was completely unnecessary and shoot the poor bastard in the head. It was the kind of tough situation that only exists on this crazy ass show, but it sure was sad.
Edgar Stiles (Day 5)
When 24 is out of ideas for your character, they don't play around. Edgar was Chloe's sweet, lispy teddy bear sidekick who couldn't make it to the sealed off conference room in time to evade the nerve gas. He tragically died in front of Jack and Chloe (and Kim, but who cares about Kim?) and got the sorrowful silent count-out to commercial reserved for only the most beloved of fallen 24 characters. I'm misty just thinking about dear departed Deadgar, so moving on!
Tony Almeida (Day 5)
Before the writers arbitrarily decided Tony's death was a fakeout this season, Tony's death was a pretty big shock. He was an immensely popular character, and he died in Jack's arms after being injected with an overdose of torture juice, which is about as Shakespearian as this show gets. I can't remember specifically if he also got the silent count-out to commercial, but he must have because I remember needing a minute to get myself together after the blow of no more Tony.
Curtis Manning (Day 6)
Gah, my arch nemesis, Day 6! Jack shot his best bud Curtis in the neck because he freaked out on a terrorist Jack had turned. An anti-climactic way to dispose of a majorish character? Absolutely. But the few seconds of the tension-filled standoff were so intense I wanted to throw up, and Curtis's death was as brutal and unexpected as 24 deaths can be. But to make it even sadder, after Jack sat down and mourned for a grand total of about four seconds he had to get up and run off to save the world again. It's always an understatement to say it sucks to be Jack, but really -- it su-huuucks to be Jack.
Charles Logan (Day 6)
The 24 Wiki claims Renee Walker mentioned that he somehow survived the attack, but I don't remember that and besides -- he definitely flatlined, which by Brothers & Sisters rules counts as being dead even if it's temporary, so I'm counting it. Anyway, Martha Logan went crazy and stabbed him! In front of Aaron! Whom she was living in sin with! It was awesome! Because Charles Logan had it coming, and he didn't deserve to spend the rest of his days under house arrest at his luxurious farm. Martha deserved her revenge a thousand times over. This is arguable, but in my opinion it was the most satisfying kill of the season, and one of my favorites of the entire series.
Graem Bauer (Day 6)
Obviously, anyone who's crossed Jack is going to die, but it was shocking that it wasn't Jack who killed him; it was their father Phillip, who was revealed to be a baddie when he killed his own son to prevent him from talking. While it's lame that everyone related to Jack dramatically turned out to be evil for some reason, that moment was a shocking turn. Until the plotline became completely ridiculous in the subsequent episodes, of course.
Dishonorable mentions:
Teri Bauer (Day 1)
It was nice to finally know that Nina was the mole, but honestly -- who didn't see Teri's death coming a mile away for the entire season?
George Mason (Day 2)
He had radiation poisoning and was going to die anyway; we'd all made peace with that. I will give him major points for choosing to go out in a huge explosion instead, however.
Jack Bauer (Day 2)
Because right -- Jack's just not going to be on the show anymore? Didn't buy it for a second, and neither did you.
David Palmer (Day 5)
It was sad, but it wasn't particularly shocking. He wasn't even President anymore when he was assassinated, and when you finally kill a character after five seasons of threatening to do so, the element of surprise gets a bit lost.
On a related note, how amazing is it that Aaron Pierce has survived seven seasons? If they ever do kill him I'm probably going to need grief counseling. Anyway, leave your favorite 24 deaths in the comments!
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I have two, although I wouldn't call them favorites, but maybe most memorable. Michelle Dessler getting blown up, and Shohreh Aghdashloo in Day 4. When they took her behind that door and shot her off camera, I thought for sure she somehow survived. I kept waiting for her to pop up and get her revenge.
I think Tony Almeida didn't get the silent clock; I remember this precisely because fans were FURIOUS that he didn't get the silent clock. Some even speculated that it was a clue that he didn't actually die...and now here we are.
Hmmm... As I remember it, Tony did not get the silent clock, which led to much angst on the boards.
Yeah, Debbie drank the poison tea and died, but then she came back to life as Blair Waldorf. So I think she got a better deal visiting hell upon the upper east side.
Teri's death was just as shocking as Janet's because don't kill the pregnant lady is way up there in TV rules above don't kill the innocent teen. And how the beloved Michelle's death isn't on this list I'll never know.
Tony did not get the silent clock.
Michelle. Teri. David Palmer.
No silent clock for Tony = not really dead.
Tony did not get the silent clock but not for reasons that the writers knew beforehand he would be alive later on. Due to fan outrage and that they wrote themselves in a hole for killing Tony, they brought him back. But the silent clock lacking was not because they knew they would bring him back later.
Most shocking death: Got to be Edgar. But Sherri's death in Season 2 was shocking because it happened so suddenly.
Suffice to say, I think they will kill off Tony eventually. And if they do...better be with in a heroic fight (and not needling Henderson does not count).
Can they bring back Kim Bauer and then have her offed? That would be awesome.
Y'all don't seem to like Kim but I did like Jack shouting her through blowing away that nasty dad in s2. Not shocking but ahhh satisfying.
People! David Palmer's death
was the NUMBER 1 death ever. It was a true shocker. No one saw it coming. He was shot in the throat in the first 15 seconds of the 1st episode of the season.
I thought Terri's death was unbelievably shocking. Pregnant and main character's wife? Come on. I was mad at the fact that Nina had left her alive (which is what I assumed would happen) until Jack pulled her up.
But most satisfying death (besides Nina and Sherri, just so they couldn't bring them back again!) has to be Henderson S5. "You were responsible for the deaths of David Palmer, Tony Almeida, and Michelle Dessler. They were friends of mine." How does it get more satisfying?
Does anyone think that the show will kill off Chloe before the series is over? Not that I want her gone in any way, but it would be the most shocking one imho.
The least shocking death will come at the end of the series. We all know Jack will "die". I use the quotations because you know the studios want the right to bring him back for a possible movie, show, comic, what have you.
Edgar. Worst death ever. Just about killed us when we watched. And Palmer of course -second worst.
I guess I'm in the minority who thought Edgar's death was hilarious. I pictured a fat guy too out of shape to run 20 feet to safety. Except for Chloe's character, I think 24 writers make it a point to not EVER be intentionally funny. 24 is strictly action/drama. I thought they made an exception with Edgar's death.
I also found Jack's killing of Nina particularly satisfying. She tried to bargain by telling him she still had information, she was still useful, and he said she didn't, and she wasn't, and shot her. I didn't think it would really happen until I heard the bang. Awesome.
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