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Today's TWoP News: March 17, 2009

by Angel Cohn March 17, 2009 4:44 pm
Today's TWoP News: March 17, 2009

Apparently everyone is out watching parades or looking for leprechauns, because today is a slow news day in TV land. Very. Very. Slow. When Sci Fi Channel's stupid name change is still what people are buzzing about, that's not good. Unless you live by the no news is good news philosophy, in which case, hey, shows you like didn't get cancelled today.

If you are in Ireland, or drunk in Times Square, you can see a Simpson's episode before it is aired on Fox. "In the Name of the Grandfather" got a Dublin premiere and was, of course, St. Patrick's Day themed.

Some Idol staffer says that they know for sure who the final four contestants are going to be. Yeah, well, I could have guessed these people too, but clearly they have underestimated America's inexplicable love of Michael Sarver and Scott MacIntyre... or maybe viewer votes don't actually count? Suspicious.

Everyone seems to be surprised that Kings flopped ratings-wise. Well, duh. I could have told them that.

Carson Daly had a kid. Yes, someone apparently willingly procreated with Carson Daly. Shocking.

They are making a more "grown up" version of Dora so that kids can still watch her (in her new Bratz-influenced look) as they hit school age. Original Dora will still be around for toddlers. Great. So now I'm stuck with a sluttier version of a character that makes me want to scream for even longer?

Tyra's trying to make everything all better by letting those poor short stampeding model wannabes get their chance at being rejected like everyone else.

Montel Williams doesn't want Oprah to quit her job in 2011. Yeah. It's a really slow news day.

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