Heather Locklear has turned down what was likely a pretty lucrative offer to reprise her role as Amanda Woodward in the CW's Melrose Place remake. A declining celebrity deciding they have enough money and refusing to whore themselves out for a quick buck on a crappy series? I guess we were due for that sometime. It's like Halley's Comet. 75 years from now one of the babies that played Aaron will refuse to be the crazy grandpa on the New Otherton family sitcom reboot. (Such a lame joke, I'm sorry.)

The Big Bang Theory got renewed for two seasons! They're going to need a bigger Green Lantern butt to store all that extra money in.

President Obama is obsessed with talking to us -- what is with that? He'll be taking over the broadcast airwaves next Tuesday night, which will bump Idol's performance show to Wednesday and likely screw up a bunch of other shows too. This will apparently cost the networks a couple million dollars each, and they're not happy about it, which reminds me of that West Wing scene where the broadcast news directors slap Toby around and tell him they're only covering the balloons from each party's convention and he just has to sit there and take it and it's awesome. I guess that show wasn't completely based in reality or something.

Oh for the love of god. NBC's making an a cappella group competition show called The Sing Off and let me just warn you right now, I am not going to stop bitching about this piece of crap from when it airs (not announced yet) until well after it's over because there is not one thing on this earth past or present that I hate more than those dumb ass douchebag college pop a cappella groups. Seriously. Straight No Chaser is my arch nemesis. That part in The Patriot where Mel Gibson gets the crazy eyes and says, "Before this war is over I am going to kill you" to Jason Isaacs is totally me to a cappella groups. I am the Mel Gibson in The Patriot to their Jason Isaacs in The Patriot. I hate them. I hate them like they killed two of my sons in cold blood.

Freddie Prinze Jr. got a series! One that looks good! Bad news: It's on cancel-happy ABC, and, as previously stated, the show looks good. Yiiiiiiiikes. You know how they hate good shows over there! It's called No Heroics, it's about superheroes, it used to be a British show, and the Prinze will be playing a dashing superhero. Party at my house for all four episodes that air?