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So Fringe is fiiiiinally back tomorrow night, thanks to a mercifully down-sized Idol, and we all know what that means -- besides awesome gross-out sci-fi and Olivia's Turtle Wax-grade shiny hair to look at, it means we also get our always-inappropriate, junk food-obsessed, absent-minded professor Walter back! And Gene, hopefully. Gene's my girl. It's an exciting week! Despite the show's faults, I have really missed it over the past six years (estimate) it's been gone, mostly because Walter has left an indelible root beer float-shaped void in my heart during the break, which no amount of Seacrest can fill. Which got me thinking -- what other shows are elevated by their awesome sidekicks? Lots of course, but these are my favorites: They're the greatest. You need a guy tortured? Sam's on it. You need somebody's van blown up? Fi's on it. You need your mom outta your hair? Sam's already trying to whisk her away to Disneyworld. They can do any and everything you need, they'll drop everything the instant you call to do it, and they have a response time a trillion times faster than the Flash. They're like black ops-trained genie people, except you never run out of wishes and they always have beer.
Everyone who isn't Leonard (The Big Bang Theory)
This one's admittedly cheating a little bit, because obviously this show is more of an ensemble, but I still say Leonard and Leonard's crush on Penny are the primary focal points of the show, which means Sheldon, Koothrappali and Wolowitz are sidekicks. Brilliant, hilarious, hiding-money-in-Green-Lantern's-butt sidekicks. I'll never understand why this show doesn't get half the hipster cred HIMYM does, but it kicks ratings butt, so I guess I should just shut it. Moving on!
Jenna (30 Rock)
Everyone on 30 Rock is fantastic, but Jenna is my favorite non-Lemon/non-Jack character because she'll do it, but only for the attention! Seriously, does anyone do insecure egomaniac better, funnier and with a more dazzling singing voice than Jenna? Dennis from Sunny in Philly comes close, but he's not a sidekick, so Jenna takes it.
Angela Petrelli (Heroes)
From television's newest Team Motherboy! I can't stand Peter, and most of the time Angela makes no sense to me whatsoever, but I loved these two together last week, and hope it continues in a dramatic Buster/Lucille go-on-the-lam kind of way.
Deb (Dexter)
Suck it, Deb haters! She is awesome! She swears like a sailor, fights like a man and cries like three baby girls. She is the one million emotions contrast to Dexter's maximum of one or two, and that's an important contrast to have when one is spending 53 minutes with a cold-blooded killer every week.
Tara (True Blood)
I like True Blood, despite how completely ridiculous it is, and Tara is largely why. We all need a Tara in our lives to call bullshit on us when we need it, and to be in our corner when we're too messed up to fight for ourselves. Even Tyra Banks would meet this girl and just pack it up, shut it down, and relinquish her official title as "Fiercest." I remember reading back when the show premiered that the actress who plays Tara, Rutina Wesley, was a recast, and the pilot had to be reshot to include her. Which is as insane to me as the time I found out Hugh Laurie had to audition for House, because no one else on earth could play that role. Rutina owns it, and the character wouldn't be half as awesome with some other girl playing her.
Big John (Rock of Love)
Because he specifically asked you not to be slutty! Where was he all the times in college I passed out on a speed bump? Big John has quite the cross to bear. And by "cross," I mean "whores."
Metallicar (Supernatural)
She plays awesome '70s music, gets bad gas mileage, is full of more weapons than The Military Channel's merch closet, and she could kick KITT's candy ass in a second. I'm shocked Buffy was able to fight the dark side without one.
Murray (Flight of the Conchords)
Controversial opinion alert! Bret, Jemaine, Dave, Eugene, Mel et al are great and funnier than I will ever be, but nobody on the show makes me laugh harder than Murray does. He's the endearing glue of the series, and despite him clearly being the worst band manager in the history of the world, I can completely see why the guys don't fire him.
Cameron (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
Especially when she actually gets to do her job and fight other Terminators. It rarely happens anymore because the show has no money and one foot in the grave, but watching her thwap that metal water boy last week was, as Season 1 Cameron would say, "tight."
Turk (Scrubs)
Even at the show's lowest, most tired, most goddammit Braff! points, Turkelton has always been consistently hilarious. He does a kick-ass Neil Diamond impression, too.
People who are not on this list, but for good reasons:
Chuck Bass
Because he is the star. Of the world.
Barney Stinson
Same reason as Chuck Bass.
Wilson (House)
He's cute and a sympathetic character much of the time, but no one else on House really matters but House, as far as I'm concerned.
Chloe (24)
I love her, and she is my second favorite TV nerd ever (no one is wondering who number one is, but number one is Marshall Flinkman), but the show would still be just as awesome without her. Like House, 24 is really just about one ridiculously awesome man and one ridiculously awesome man only. Everyone else just fills in the time where Jack is ostensibly peeing or stopping at In-N-Out for fuel, animal-style.
Ivanka Trump (Celebrity Apprentice)
Because ew!
People who are not on this list because I don't know who they are, as there are only 24 hours in a damn day and I can't possibly watch every single thing that's on television, but I understand they're quite popular, so here's an honorary shout-out:
Morgan from Chuck.
The goth girl from NCIS.
Chloe from Smallville.
The brown-haired girl from Life.
Someone from Bones, inevitably.
Someone from Torchwood, probably.
Your favorites? Leave 'em in the comments, por favor.
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I adore the Big Bang Theory. I also understand a LOT of what they say, and I don't know if that's good or bad. But the nerd crew of that show make me happy. It's no longer on the air, but how about a Pushing Daisies Shout-out? Olive Snook and Emerson Cod.
Someone from Torchwood = Ianto Jones!
Gotta go with Burton Guster from Psych...very few people are so dorky but think they're so cool. Also very few people can embrace the multitude of aliases that Shawn supplies. (Lavender Gooms, Scrooge Jones, etc) On top of all that, he brings the Supersniffer to the table.
I'm sorry. This list is wrong because Sock and Ben from "Reaper" are missing.
Friends who help you complete missions from the Devil? Kind of sweet.
IANTO!!!! Totally.
Also, seriously, the Chuck Bass and Barney Stinson reasons are the best. And so the truth.
Though I would say Marshall should be on there. And .... Beaver and Ashley on Greek.
Nothing about Ben and Sock from Reaper, great list...
RE: Bones -- before it went completely ridiculous, I vote Hodgins. He's my fave of the squints.
I second the vote for Emerson Cod from Pushing Daisies.
Also, SPOT ON about Chuck and Barney. If only there were some strange world where the two of them could be in the same room...and I could also be in that room... Would the world implode from awesome? Because I'm willing to find out.
I agree with Kaitlin: Beaver and Ashley on Greek.
Castiel from Supernatural!
Emerson Cod and Olive Snook of Pushing Daisies daisies fame are absent. As the totally awesome P.I. would bellow: "Oh, HAYELL no." That show was a raspberry truffle in the peanut-butter and maraschino chocolate box of television, but Kirsten Chenoweth and Chi McBride took sidekickery to a new and highly improved level.
I agree with Coriander. Emerson and Olive FTW. But I agree with the Metallicar and the fact that Chuck and Barney are the true stars of their show. Serena who? Ted who?
Ianto, Jeeves to his Wooster, much like Wilson to his House.
Also, it goes back a bit, Spock!
I adore Gus. It took me like 1.5 seasons to figure out that his name was really Burton Guster and that wasn't another alias that Sean gave him.
oh and this is old school, but the entire cast of Dead Like Me. Mandy Patinkin=amazingness. Mason, Daisy, Roxy. oh how I miss that show!
I am on the same page as Amy, as far as understanding half of what they say...when you figure out whether or not it's a good thing, let me know?
I am on the same page as Amy, as far as understanding half of what they say...when you figure out whether or not it's a good thing, let me know?
For the last paragraph's title alone, I loved this post. Finally, a tv reveiwer who admits tv is on too much to totally get without losing your sanity!
Damn right. Chuck Bass is nobody's sidekick.
Hmm, what about Marc on Ugly Betty? He and Amanda are my favourite part of that show. If anyone qualifies for best sidekick status, it's him - just for giving his boss botox injections, alone.
Bobby the gun guy on CSI. He doesn't show up often, but I'm always glad when he does. Also: Belzer on L&O: Sexxx, Randy on Monk, and anybody who shoots at Horatio on CSI:Caruso (they all seem to be mostly the same character. And they're OUR sidekick. Someday - oh someday - they will succeed. For more than five minutes).
Jenna from 30 Rock is definitely my favorite. Everything she does is hilarious, every word that comes out of her mouth makes me laugh out loud, when she's saying things like 'the reason I have some English inflection in my speech is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack', when she's singing or even when we get to see one of her hilarious pictures on the press.
Cameron rocks too. And I agree that Amanda should be on the list, she's the only one that never disappointed me on UB. Also, Celia from Weeds. Elizabeth Perkins = AWESOMENESS.
Willow and Xander. The reasons Buffy didn't need Metallicar.
I supppose I can live without Abbs from NCIS or Morgan from Chuck, but since Chloe has been relegated to sidekick and she's the heart and soul of Smallville, she deserves a slot on this list. And learn Reeese's name please. You also forgot Emerson Cod from Pushing Daisies.
Ted from Life. Charlie would be nothing without his faithful sidekick Ted (as Dani is his partner, she does not qualify as sidekick).
Burton Guster should be here.
As completely awesome as Olive and Emerson are, their absence is easily explained by the fact that the show was cancelled and thus, they are not on TV NOW, so they don't fit the criteria.
Also, Donna Noble completely rocks, although she's not on TV now either. Unfortunetly.
This whole list is just weird. Why do you even have to explain why Chuck isn't on a 'sidekick' list? And Angela is a sidekick? Practically every character not House in House is sidekick and no one made the list?
Sam and Fi are the best!!! They deserve to be the first called because no sidekicks are better than those badasses.
Sam and Fi are the best!!! They deserve to be the first called because no sidekicks are better than those badasses.
LOL @ Team Motherboy reference! It almost made me want to check out Heroes again.
...Almost.
What about Bobby Singer from Supernatural? He's always got the Winchester boys' backs, and he's about 250 pounds of awesome in a trucker hat.
I'm going to say "sidekick" is not the same thing as "supporting cast." That's why I disagree with Big Bang Theory, not because I don't love, but because they're really more a supporting cast than a set of sidekicks. Ditto House. Sidekick indicates Robin to the Batman, Gus to the Shawn, etc. Arguably, Sheldon from Big Bang could be on it, because he's a foil more than a supporter.
Dead show sidekicks I've loved: Bunk from The Wire. Seth Rogan on F&G. Mac on V.Mars (and Wallace wasn't bad either). Spock.
This list begs another: supporting cast that ended up starring: Barney, Chuck, Brian from Family Guy, I know there are more...
YEs. Deb from Dexter.
Totally underappreciated.
How about no one from Torchwood? Only Captain Jack is awesome on that show.
And Deb is awesome, I spent most of first season not a fan, but by the time we reached 3, I love her.
And where is Olive from Pushing Daisies???
I would have to agree comments that included Gus from Psych, Ted from Life and Emerson from Pushing Daisies.
My fav from your list is Jenna from 30 Rock. But I feel like Ando and Hiro have more of a hero/sidekick thing going than anyone else in Heroes.
YES!!!! Ianto is amazing. Also, anyone but Gwen is pretty good.
Hello? Gus from Psych?? Technically he would be a co-lead but Sean needs sidekick with a super sniffer and will keep him in the here and now - there's Gus. Extra points for Marshall from HIMYM and Lassie and Juliet from Psych as well.
Metallicar - total win. I agree 100% glad to see Dean's baby getting some love.
Definitely Gus from Psych! Great call, Connie. That's a great show to begin with and he is high-larious, truly, and he should make this list because he knows he's a sidekick and embraces the role so completely. Ah, I love Psych.
And yes, Barney Stinson is the star of the world. I'm glad this is recognized.
Marc and Amanda from "Ugly Betty." This list ought to be ashamed of itself for excluding those two! Come to think of it, pretty much the entire cast of UB deserve honors except Betty herself.
I do love the Turkelton and glad that he gets a mention!
ah! Darota from GG? And c'mon, Andy from Weeds! His masturbation monologue was one for the record books.
Definitely Gus from Psych! He would be my sidekick of choice! Also agreed about Ben and Sock--they fight demons just as part of being good friends. I think Landry from Friday Night Lights deserves a mention. He's at his best when he's snapping Matt out of a brooding fit and not mooning after Tyra.
Sam (Burn Notice)is my man. Not only is Bruce Campbell fantastic in the role, but it's a well written, interesting take on the wise-cracking, slightly scatterbrained but fully competent side-kick. He can come over to my place and mooch beer and yogurt any time he wants.
Here's a couple (maybe more supporting cast than sidekick, but their second banana-ness is the same): how 'bout Hurley from Lost, and of course, Dwight Schrute!
Colonel Tigh from Battlestar?
"We all need a Tara in our lives to call bullshit on us when we need it, and to be in our corner when we we're too messed up to fight for ourselves."
Tara's far too immature and unstable to be really dependable. I'll take Lafayette over her any day of the week.
Gus from "Psych." Where would Shawn be without him? He's adorable AND smart.
Yeah - loving that Metallicar made the list!
And I agree, there is no 'Psych' w/o a Gus for Shawn.
Noone from TORCHWOOD will make the list. The show is all Captain Jack. It's his show the rest of the people just appear on it.
Ditto on Gus.
I adore Walter! And I have read that he stays in character at cons. That would be something to see.
But don't forget Gus from Psych.
Emerson Cod is sidekick to no man.
I'll take my sidekick in shades of grey, thank you, Chiana. Who would also make an excellent wingperson for Barney Stinson.
I'm going to have to second Temmere on Lafayette from True Blood. He steals the show!
Andrea and Dena from Samantha Who?
Paris from Gilmore Girls!
How can we forget Ando from Heroes? Not only does he follow Hiro on whatever ridiculous quest he decides they has to go on, but when Ando finally gets his own power, what one does he get? The power to crank other people's powers up to 11! If that's not a born sidekick, I don't know what is.
There's nothing Jane Krakowski can do, including kicking sides, that Kristen Chenowith can't do better just by existing. Jenna's the one character on 30 Rock I can pretty much do without in any episode.
Oh, and I second the above - Emmerson Cod is no sidekick. Emmerson Cod deserves his own show, with his own itty bitty sidekick.
Good Call with Sam and Fi, but I gotta take issue with your Jenna choice from 30 Rock. The obvious answer is Kenneth. Who is the best thing ever.
Also gotta take issue with your honorary mentions from shows you don't watch. Morgan is great, but Casey and Sarah are better. Reese isn't so much a sidekick to Charlie Crews on Life as a partner. The obvious sidekick choice is Ted. :)
I add Bobby from Supernatural.
I also agree with Mad Maple that Ando deserves a place on this list.
Your comment about there being only 24 hours in a day, seems rather a poor excuse given all that Jack Bauer supposedly gets done in that time.
No idea how Mr. Dwight Schrute failed to be on this list.
No idea how Mr. Dwight Schrute failed to be on this list.
Metalicar rocks.
If not Ianto then Tosh from Torchwood, and I agree with whoever said Dona Noble should be on the list.
And I also dont think that Angela is a side kick, she's more a driving force behind her childerns life than a supporting role, if you have to pick someone then Ando has to be the best, or Clair's Mom.
Ok, I definitely agree with Betsy - Hodgins is awesome, and I love his newfound experimentality with Mr Nigel Murray.
I also agree with Bruce about Hurley and Daisy about Paris from Gilmore Girls.
But I think my all time favorite sidekick of all the shows I watch is Zach Addy like I miss candy during Lent. (HEllo, "I solved that one today while I was having my cup-a-soup.") MR. Nigel Murray just isn't Zach, hopefully he will keep himself from forming an alliance with a cannabalistic serial killer who is part of a centuries long tradition of Sith Lord like relationships.
Sam and Dean Winchester, when demons and angels aren't messing around in their business!
I'll take Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds. What a wizard she is at the keyboard! Anyone who can get Shemar Moore to flirt with and bag Xander-dude from Buffy...has my vote!
Nigel and Bug from Crossing Jordan. George O'mally from Gray's Anatomy. Matthew from Old Christine.
Sid from S1/2 Skins and Pandora from S3.
I agree with how awesome all those sidekicks are, and even more I agree with the commentaries of the characters that didn“t make the list (yes marshall from ALIAS is the best nerd ever, thanks for remembering him, and yes chuck bass is... well chuck bass)
This list made my day....if only for the Metallicar shoutout. (But I'm pretty sure I agree with everything...it's kind of scary...are you me?)
One has to agree that Sheldon is the King of TBBT. I don't think it would be 10% as funny as it is without him. Also, of course, Chuck is a Star, and Barney is the one thing I really enjoy in HIMYM. But still, for me, the most awesome is Bailey, since I hated pretty much every character in GA and still kept on watching for some Bailey awesomeness, until some of the other grew on me. Still can't stand Meredith or Derek, though.
Well, while '24' does continue to entertain with or without Chloe, you gotta admit she adds a little something extra when she's on and you miss her when she's gone (with this season as proof) so I think she does deserve her props.
Sam and Dean Winchester are not sidekicks, considering they're the main characters of Supernatural. However, duhhh to Castiel because who doesn't want an angel on their side? And Bobby because he just KNOWS everything...like when Sam was possessed and he gave him the holy water because he just KNEW?
Oh, and I add Garcia from Criminal Minds and Landry from Friday Night Lights...he's a main character too but whenever he's with Matt he just gives the most hilarious advice, and it's usually right other than the Member's Only Jacket from S1.
ITA with Jenna! Honorable mention has to go to Jack McBrayer and Kenneth Ellen Parcell! He just loves television so much...
And the brown haired chick on 'Life'? Sarah Shahi.. Carmen from The L Word for those of you who watched the show back when it meant something... so hot! And FYI she's preggers!!
Mama Petrelli as a sidekick of gold? Huh??? Maybe ANDO, but not mama. She's aint' nobody's sidekick. Don't forget Mr. Muggles!
Gus is Shawn Spencer's Ando, and what about Sharona or Natalie to Adrian Monk?
What about Wes, Cordy, Fred, Gunn, Lorne??? The whole Ministers of Grace thing.
Yay for Deb! She's ten pounds of emotion in a five pound bag, and I love her for it.
I agree that Donna Noble should have made the list. After all, she should get something after being screwed over that badly.
Also, pour one for my Scoobies. Peace.
Marshall Flinkman ROCKS!!!!!
Murray is my favorite Conchords character too!
I'd add my voice to the chorus of Emerson Cod/Olive Snook fans, but I understand that Pushing Daisies was tragically cancelled and all-time greatest side kicks list would get out of control.
I will also add that there's no upper leven to my Barney Stinson or Chuck Bass love.
John Casey from Chuck is much better than Morgan as a sidekick.
From my new fandom passion:
Landry Clarke, sidekick to QB 1, Matt Saracen.
Big Bang Theory is SUCH an amazingly hilarious show. So witty. Wilson's a GREAT sidekick to the awesomeness of House... I REALLY wanted to put someone from Lost on here but it's such an ensemble effort, there really isn't a sidekick...
Morgan from Chuck is the WORST, but I forgive you as you dont watch the show..There are many more great sidekicks on that show!
Dont watch most of the shows on your list but Sam on Burn Notice is the best as is Big John!
I'm with you on the majority of your picks.
- Sam and Fi rock![Particularly the former]
- Turk is the only consistently watchable thing on "Scrubs"
- Murray is hilarious!!
One suggestion, Roger Slattery's Sterling is such an entertaining sidekick to Jon Hamm's awesomely awesome Don Draper: He needs some love.
Love your list! Mostly, I love the reasoning behind leaving Barney off (I'd been wondering), and your shout-out to NCIS and Bones.
Nice Nigel and Bug shoutout, [b]grixit[/b]. I miss Crossing Jordan so, so much.
I agree that Sam and Fiona are indeed awesome, however, I agree with all the others before me that Gus should definitely be on the list. Whether he's Magic Head, the Super Sniffer, or whatever crazy nickname Shawn has for him that day, he's the bestest sidekick ever. He even kicks in part of his "real job" yearly wages for his buddy. How awesome is that?
I also agree with those who say that Ando is the ever faithful Heroes sidekick, as even his power supports others, and he's totally cool with that.
Casey is not a side kick. He is way too dominating and bad ass to be a side kick.
He doesn't follow Chuck's orders, he gives them.
BOBBY of SUPERNATURAL - absolutely owns
After the latest House episode, Saviors, I think Wilson deserves a spot on the list now.
Wilson is definitely a side kick, who else does House turn to for free food when hungry?
Yay for all the Psych love!