In the spirit of Stephen Colbert, the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang will be releasing a straight-to-DVD Christmas special that will eventually air on FX. I hope all Charlie wants for Christmas is literacy. 'Cause that kid really needs to learn how to read.

The Internet is just losing its mind today over this Britain's Got Talent contestant for some reason, so I thought I'd link it here. Basically she looked like she was going to be a giant freak and then she ended up singing quite well and everyone was shocked. I don't get it, to be honest, but Ant & Dec's reaction is pretty entertaining.

Oh, good lord, another Grey's-is-killing-off-T.R.-Knight rumor. I can't.

You know those Fringe symbols they show you during the commercial breaks? The ones the creators and writers kept insisting would mean something? Some nerd figured out they don't really mean a whole lot that you didn't already know.

In light of recent events, FX is putting together a bunch of programming around today's pirates, and the Navy's antipiracy programs. I was going to slam them for capitalizing on a tragedy, but I'm actually interested in both topics, so I guess I'm the problem as well. Let's watch it and learn!

Some child advocacy group is bitching about the Burger King square butts commercials, because they think they're too sexual for children. Marketing obesity heart attack lunch directly to children, on the other hand, they have no problem with, surprisingly. America: Missing the point, day in, day out.