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Today's TWoP News: April 6, 2009

by Mindy Monez April 6, 2009 4:25 pm
Today's TWoP News: April 6, 2009 You will never believe what the internet has! State DVD rumors! I know! So unprecedented! I apologize for not asking you to sit down first! There are other things being reported today as well, and they're probably not filthy lies, which is nice. You can read them below.

There is no logical reason whatsoever to believe this, based on the history of such claims, but Joe Lo Truglio swears on his website that MTV is finally releasing the complete State DVD set on July 14 of this very year. Maybe it's true this time! As with every other time, I wanna dip my balls in this rumor! That reference? Predictable and obvious, yes, but that does not make it any less true.

Sydney's coming back from the unemployment line dead to be the landlord on the new Melrose Place! Aww, Sydney rules, why did I just make a mean joke about Laura Leighton? Let's pretend it didn't happen and move on.

Frequent So You Think You Can Dance? choreographer Alex de Silva has been accused of rape by four of his former students, one of whom is a minor. If these allegations are true, I hope it was worth it, dude. I bet prison's just awesome for twinkly-toed minor-rapists.

What is with TV people's obsession with the Wizard of Oz? It's worse than Lost's obsession with Alice in Wonderland. Anyway, Friday Night Lights showrunner Jason Katims is making some Wizard of Oz update series for NBC where Dorothy goes to Manhattan instead of Oz. With a name like Dorothy, I hope she's a drag queen, or no one's going to take her seriously. (Yes, we take drag queens very seriously here in Manhattan, as a matter of fact.)

Slumdog Millionaire's fabulous host and master of the superior "millanair!" pronunciation of "millionaire" Anil Kapoor will be joining the cast of 24 next season. I'd like to say he's not going to be a villain, but, you know, I've seen the show before and I've seen a picture of Anil Kapoor, so there's not a whole lot of likelihood of him playing a non-terrorist. Sorry.

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