NBC has pulled Kings from its Sunday lineup after only four episodes due to low ratings, and will air the remaining eight episodes on some made-up Saturday night timeslot, because of how great that worked out for Crusoe. Not that Kings ever had a chance on NBC, because it's so high-brow and complicated and contains zero Leno, but Jesus, NBC is impatient! They're like me at Starbucks. I only wait four episodes for my coffee before I walk out. (Nailed it.)
Dr. Mancini is the latest Melrose Place character desperate enough to sign on to the remake. Thomas Calabro will be playing someone's dad, and will also probably make out with Sydney Andrews, because, as I said yesterday, she has also joined the cast.
Always had a Simpsons couch gag in your head that's somehow never shown up on the show? Great news! They've finally run out of their own couch gags and are letting us nerds on the Internet submit our own through MySpace video, which apparently still exists! It's a contest. Good luck. I sincerely hope you win. And that you put Tubey on the couch for no reason -- he loves sitting!
There might be a Mad Men video game, in case smoking, drinking and screwing everything that moves is out of your "real life" purview.
Ha ha, Angel's arch nemesis, Yo Gabba Gabba (she thinks they look like sex toys, particularly "the orange one," whatever that means), just got picked up for a third season. No one let her read this -- I'm afraid she'll destroy the office we share in a fit of sex toy aversion rage.
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