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Today's TWoP News: May 13, 2009

by Angel Cohn May 13, 2009 3:34 PM
Today's TWoP News: May 13, 2009

I'm trying to figure out if watching three hours of The Biggest Loser is the best or worst diet plan in the world. On the one hand, it is inspiring to see people shed these pounds. On the other hand, it sort of sucks that someone who won as many challenges and lost as much weight as Tara (or even Mike) did, has their accomplishments immediately dismissed as not good enough because they didn't lose the most insane amount of weight ever. The whole thing kind of makes me want to eat a cookie. Anyway, there's some other news out there happening, while I sit and ponder this weighty issue.

You say it's your birthday. You're gonna get fired... That's not how the song is supposed to go, but those producers of at Top Model decided it was fitting to ax Paulina Porizkova on her birthday. The judge told Craig Ferguson about her ouster and her plan to work at Starbucks, but we've found a few better things for her to do.

Brothers & Sisters fans, prepare to see some naked ass coming your way. Gilles Marini (who is currently shaking his most well-known asset all over Dancing With the Stars) says he's filming a secret role on the ABC family drama. Could he be yet another long-lost Walker?

Lie to Me is coming back next season, but Shield creator Shawn Ryan is taking over behind the scenes. We can only hope this means 100 percent more shootouts, shady dealings with the underworld and a subplot where it turns out that Lightman's got some stolen money hidden somewhere.

Fox also Human Target (which we're really excited about) and Sons of Tucson for their fall lineup.

James Gandolfini turned down hosting the Tony Awards... twice. Can you just imagine Tony Soprano doing a tribute to the musical? What I wouldn't give to watch him sing "9 to 5".

Lily Tomlin and Kathryn Joosten are in talks do a Desperate Housewives spinoff featuring their two characters. We'd love to see these older gals get their own series, and maybe they could move to Miami and some of their friends could live with them. Just a thought.

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