You say it's your birthday. You're gonna get fired... That's not how the song is supposed to go, but those producers of at Top Model decided it was fitting to ax Paulina Porizkova on her birthday. The judge told Craig Ferguson about her ouster and her plan to work at Starbucks, but we've found a few better things for her to do.

Brothers & Sisters fans, prepare to see some naked ass coming your way. Gilles Marini (who is currently shaking his most well-known asset all over Dancing With the Stars) says he's filming a secret role on the ABC family drama. Could he be yet another long-lost Walker?

Lie to Me is coming back next season, but Shield creator Shawn Ryan is taking over behind the scenes. We can only hope this means 100 percent more shootouts, shady dealings with the underworld and a subplot where it turns out that Lightman's got some stolen money hidden somewhere.

Fox also Human Target (which we're really excited about) and Sons of Tucson for their fall lineup.

James Gandolfini turned down hosting the Tony Awards... twice. Can you just imagine Tony Soprano doing a tribute to the musical? What I wouldn't give to watch him sing "9 to 5".

Lily Tomlin and Kathryn Joosten are in talks do a Desperate Housewives spinoff featuring their two characters. We'd love to see these older gals get their own series, and maybe they could move to Miami and some of their friends could live with them. Just a thought.