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The recent news that The Shield creator Shawn Ryan is taking on showrunning duties over at Lie to Me next fall got us thinking that there are more than a few other series on the air that could benefit from a change behind the scenes. Here are ten other high-profile executive producers and the shows we'd love to see them take over.
1. J.J. Abrams, Dollhouse
Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams are being compared a lot lately, and probably unfairly, but it still got us thinking -- could J.J. improve Dollhouse? It's certainly possible. After all, he's great at the conspiracy theory thing, and creating characters whose loyalties and motivations are dubious, and if Dollhouse is going to have an overarching mythology that gets rolled out in weekly cliffhanger reveals like it has been, the guy who brought us Alias, Lost and Fringe is the king of that. And it's not like the fun, Whedonesque geeky references would go away -- Hurley, Marshall Flinkman, Walter Bishop, anybody? At the very least, it would probably be a tighter, more focused show. At least until J.J. got bored two seasons in and up and quit, of course.
2. Rob Thomas, 90210
Since Cupid is basically dead... again, it's time for Rob Thomas to return to the other show he was supposed to work on this past season. The 90210 redux could really use Thomas' help to make these teenagers actually seem realistic. He could make bad boy Liam into an ass like Logan was for most of Veronica Mars, transform Silver from a wishy-washy blogger into a cool Mac-like nerd and turn Annie into someone with an actual personality.
3. Mark Burnett, American Idol
Even though we're happy with the final two results, this season has been a train wreck with the overruns, annoying Kara and the unnecessary wild card. But reality TV mastermind Mark Burnett could make the top reality show exciting again. Perhaps there could be challenges between the contestants in which the bottom three have to stand on teeny tiny posts, and whoever stays on the longest is safe. Or they could have them fight for their lives Apprentice-style by arguing with their judges about who deserves to stick around.
4. Aaron Sorkin, The Office
Imagine Michael and Dwight pedeconferencing around the Dunder-Mifflin office in circles, picking up random characters as they all rapid-fire idealistic sentiments and literary/sports/historical/political references before dropping out of the parade and tagging someone else in, the lot of them taking breaks only for either some old-timey slapstick or melodramatic speeches about friendship, duty and loyalty. And they sell paper sometimes, but that's not really the point, is it?
5. Joss Whedon, Castle
Castle's got quippy dialogue, a sassy gal and Nathan Fillion -- all elements that Joss has plenty experience with. It may not be as lofty as what he attempted with Dollhouse, and it doesn't have much to do with the supernatural, but it certainly has completely implausible cases. It's like Angel with less vampires. Whedon could work with that.
6. Ron Moore, Smallville
We'd love to see Ron Moore tackle this twisted world. Lana could come back wearing skin-tight dresses and existing solely in Clark's mind, Chloe could take up smoking cigars, drinking too much and punching people, while all the action scenes could either involve robots or guys in wife-beaters in a boxing ring. And if Moore really writes himself into a corner, he can either skip ahead a year to get to a more interesting part, or jump a million years into the future and completely ignore most of the show's mythology.
7. Alan Ball, Heroes
Despite several exceptional episodes and our most fervent wishes, Heroes has been more boring than not for the past two seasons. We keep watching it because we're sci-fi junkies (not to mention TV masochists), but this thing has become a white bread X-Men. Alan Ball would sex it up, crazy it up and add vampires. And then he'd give Peter a brain tumor and Angela a love life. Oh, would that it were so.
8. Marc Cherry, The Hills
We've given up any pretense that this reality show is in any way, shape or form something approaching real, so why not give in and just have a real writer take over? At least then it might be more than just vapid twentysomethings staring at each other while having boring conversations about nothing. Put Marc Cherry on the case and The Hills girls will at least be more entertainingly campy when they're backstabbing each other.
9. Amy Sherman-Palladino, Gossip Girl
The problem with Gossip Girl is that, once the awe of everyone's fabulous wardrobe subsides, the only people saying anything funny or interesting are Blair, Chuck, Dorota and sometimes Jenny. Amy Sherman-Palladino was able to fully flesh out a fantastic cast of witty, youthful characters on Gilmore Girls, and she could fix the imbalance here. Plus, Blair is the only character who talks fast enough. They all need to be quipping at Palladino-speed.
10. Shonda Rhimes, Ghost Whisperer
This show used to be a perfectly fine little series about a woman who helps ghosts cross over to the other side, but it got lost somewhere along the way, around about the time when they decided to kill off their male lead and then have him come back in someone else's body (though we see him looking like he originally did). Shonda does good mushy romance, and she drove us crazy with the Dead Denny ghost sex over on Grey's... maybe if she worked on this show she could get it all out of her system.
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It's just insulting to say that J.J. Abrams should replace Joss Whedon in anything. Joss at his worst is a billion times better than any 'just-pull-it-out-of-my-ass-as-we-go' idea of J.J.'s.
Ugh. I realize that this list is a joke, but when I read that I threw up a little.
#9 is awesome. Some gilmore-fication of Gossip Girl would be amazing. Make it happen tv people!
I've much preferred J.J. Abrams shows to Whedon shows. The Whedon ones tend to have snappier dialogue though.
I'd love to see Rob Thomas replace Hart Hanson over at Bones. Thomas knows how to make a snappy female protagonist likeable (Hi, Veronica Mars!), he knows (vaguely) how to write for characters in a relationship, and more importantly, he can write an overarcing seasonlong mystery without stomping on the characterization of everything that moves.
I'm not all that familiar with the works of Mr Abrams--although I've heard his take on Trek might be worth a ticket.
But--why have you followed io9's lead in trying to turn Joss Whedon fans against him? Are the TOS fanboys THAT embittered?
Perhaps Mr Abrams could find an original idea. Or at least use one of the many SF ideas only found in print. I hope he has sufficient good taste to lead Joss's work alone....
Dollhouse sucks ass. Whedon should make another new series. Or continue BUFFY!
Castle is great just like it is. I hope for many more Castle episodes!
I would WATCH that version of Smallville. Also, if Joss ran Castle I'd probably be more invested in it. The scripts on that show have been weak, and Castle is the only character that gets to be smart. Lame.
1. JJ Abrams is the most overrated metteur en scene out there in my opinion. Some of his stuff (I use the term his advisedly since most of what he does are genre retreads and TV remakes) does make money (apparently) and that is all that matters in a world where art equals commerce,
2. Dollhouse, again imo, is perhaps Whedon's most interesting work yet with all its Hitchcockian complicity. It is certainly his most Hitchcockian work to date. He has made this his own. He has this wonderful ability to take Anthony Mann, Hitchcock, Shakespeare, Sondhem, etc,. and make it Joss. Abrams, on the other hand, is simply a cypher of all he rips off.
Coincidentally, Amy Sherman-Palladino was supposed to write the feature film based on the Gossip Girls books.
I'd love to Russell T. Davies take on Smallville. Wake up the mythology and bring back Lex and the Clex.
J.J. Abrams is good at some things, I'll give you that, but he's nothing compared to Joss Whedon. Dollhouse is amazing the way it is. Its getting better. Most of what's wrong with the early part of the Dollhouse season I blame on Fox.
Whedon hasn't made anything yet that I don't like. I hated Lost. I still don't see what people like about that show. I watched the whole first season too.
I like the Ron Moore suggestion on Smallville, but I just don't get the J. J. Abrams worship. Whedon's worst show is better than Abrams's best (unless you count Lost, on which Abrams barely worked).
Look at it another way. How many academic articles, books, and conferences have been held on shows by J. J. Abrams? Answer: Virtually none. (Again, unless you count Lost. But even then there isn't that much). How many academic essays, books, and conferences on Whedon shows? Almost countless. There are, in fact, more academic works on Buffy than any other TV series ever. Maybe more than the next 2 or 3 shows combined. The point is that there is a depth to Whedon's work completely lacking in Abrams. I like Abrams; I am entranced by Whedon.
Seriously? J. J. Abrams? I'm so tired of hearing him compared to Joss. J.J. Abrams is a hack. Joss is a genius. This is getting really old. Who should be allowed to do Joss shows? JOSS. End of story. He makes these brilliant. I can't imagine the drivel J.J. Abrams would create with Dollhouse. Fail for even suggesting it.
JJ Abrams is the most overrated, mainstream pandering showrunner in history. His shows are all shallow tripe and emotionally manipulative and hollow. I can't stand the mysogyinistic portrayal of women in all his shows. Falling head over heels for the "hot and sexy" and totally bland male protagonists.
I think Dollhouse is kind of average overall, but it obliterates any of Abrams awful dramas in quality and thematic depth. JJ would turn it into another dumb as bricks mythology drama with no semblance of good character writing.
J.J Abrams has already tackled "Dollhouse," only it was with ABC and it was called "Alias."
That said, I really enjoyed "Dollhouse" and I hope FOX brings it back for a second season. It was really hitting its stride towards the end. The first season of "Buffy" was rough around the edges too. They should understand that Whedon really needs the first season to work the kinks out.
Suggesting Aaron Sorkin take over The Office is just retarded, so why not go FULL retard and suggest he run 30 Rock?
When you watch a Joss show you have to use your brain and actually think, not just stare blankly at the screen. Joss puts things in that are between the lines and if you aren't careful you will miss them. Lots of that in Buffy and Angel. The only show of JJ's I like is Fringe.
I wonder if you noticed that Dollhouse is about emotional resonance, and character morality and a deep philosophical conflict in the Dollhouse itself. JJ Abrams makes great conspiracies and stories that aren't about character, but about mythology. Why you think that would serve Dollhouse better is beyond me.
Also, just because a Showrunner did one thing on one show doesn't mean he will do the same on another... Ron Moore did something different on DS9 and Voyager and Carnivale than he did on Battlestar Galactica or will on Caprica. Stretch your mind a bit.
Hm, Olivia on Fringe, is a lot like Echo in blank state now that I come to think on it.
At least as long as Joss running the show the dolls have no personality on purpose.
Moving Shonda over to "Ghost Whisperer" sounds good. While we're at it, I'd replace her on "Grey's Anatomy" with Aaron Sorkin, rather than send him to "The Office".
This Whedon vs. Abrams fued hate is getting ridiculous. There is enough room for both, doing what they do, and appreciating them for being DIFFERENT and having very DIFFERENT styles.
I couldn't disagree with MsFeasance more! Who in the H.E Double Hockey Sticks is Rob Thomas? Isn't he the singer of some lame band? Bones is perfect the way it is! Did you happen to see "Double Trouble in the Panhandle"? Maybe Hart Hanson could take over Castle instead. The show deserves better than what it's got. I really do love Castle, it's like an extra episode of Bones each week with added Super Bonus: Nathan Fillion. Besides, we need to keep Joss where he is. JJ Abrams may have brought Trek back to life but is still no replacment for Joss. Not even close.
Ron D. Moore on Smallville would make it way better than it is now. Heck, 10 chimps writing Smallville could make it way better than it is now. Moore would make characters that are complex and consistent, and the supporting characters would probably mutiny against such a whiny, selfish d*ck that Clark has become.
But any plot device that brings Lana back in any way is a bad one. Have Head Lex instead.
The reason Dollhouse has been all sucky is because Eliza Dushku is one of the producers. Also, she can't act. Nothing to do with Joss.
I would love to see J.J. Abrams take on Dollhouse. Why do Whedonites hate success? Abrams has had 3 successful network shows. Joss has NONE and while that may satisfy his fanbase, the networks are running a business not a charity. J.J. has learned from previous tv failures how to produce a show for a mass tv audience. You know the same audience that pretty much has left Dollhouse for dead. And don't bother with the elitist notion that just because most casual tv viewers don't get the show, somehow something's wrong with them. Joss just needs to either stop writing cultish shows for network tv or go back to a small network. Simple as that.
Who is J.J. Abrams?
And for anyone who is keeping score Academy Award Nominee & Hugo Award Winner beats Emmy Award and Golden Globe any day of the friggin week.
Apart from the unoriginal piling-on aspect of #1 given all the death-match articles in recent days, the list is actually quite funny.
The reboot of Fringe in its finale makes its season 2 opener a must-see for me. I hadn't seen much to recommend the show until then. Dollhouse rose from the ashes four incredible times in its twelve episode run, and if the end is an indication of what's to come, I'm a lock for that one too.
Everybody should check out Veronica Mars during the summer break. You'll be hooked by episode three.
I just don't get ppl who hate JJ so much, I get that not everyone has to like him as much as I do, but come on he is not hate worthy either
I agree with the Send JJ to Dollhouse crowd. I'm a Buffy-loving Browncoat, but I've really tried, and I really hate that show, and I have a suspicion that most of its male viewers (and some female) probably watch it with the sound turned down and a bottle of lotion close by.
Abrams could only help.
Meanwhile, I love Castle - it's not Macbeth, but it's fun and funny, with great characters and talented players. Would I love to see it 'Whedonized?' Maybe for one episode. With an option for more.
I think a Palladino/Schwartz collaberation would be brilliant. but I love what Schwartz brings to the show, and the writing doesn't bother me all that much, but Palladino IS one of the best writers, her and her husband are brilliant on Gilmore Girls, I just woulnd't want to lose the fast pace of Gossip Girl that is has currently. In Gilmore Girls, stuff happeend but that wasn't the most important element on the show.
WORD to Alan Ball doing Heroes. I've seen only a couple episodes of that show, but I know it's a stinker and I think the mood Alan Ball brings to alternate worlds would be perfect. I like how sketchy everyone is in his world, and that would play with the good vs. evil thing that I think might go on in heroes, but I'm not sure because I don't watch it.
I just agree with everyone that said something along the lines of "PFFFFFFFFFFFFT" to the idea that Abrams should take over Dollhouse. I like Dollhouse, I think Abrams is kinda a tool even though I watch LOST.
like a previous poster said, Rob Thomas doing Bones would be better than him even messing with the mess that is 90210. Rob Thomas need a good mainstream show that he can improve upon, so he can get himself out there and make another, better show...later on.
For American Idol, I think they should just go all out and let Bunim-Murray (the MTV reality show people) take over American Idol. Just let them run away with the tacky. That would be AWESOME (like, half as awesome as the Duel 2 has been so far..WOO!)
I agree with the previous posters that Abrams in for Whedon is a joke. Abrams has never successfully finished a show - they all turn to shit in the end. (Not counting Lost here, a show with which he hasn't been creatively involved since the first season) He starts out with a good idea, makes it palatable for the masses (which is fine, he's been successful, and good on him for it but Two and a Half Men is successful - doesn't mean it's good), but has no idea of what makes good, long-term storytelling. Alias turned into the quest for the next Rambaldi device, which led to the next Rambaldi device, which led to the next Rambaldi device... that's not storytelling, that's running in place. And it's funny you should mention his pathetic attempts at comedy. Whedon seamlessly blends comedy into his shows, coming from all characters and based on the emotional and historical situation of the characters. Abrams inserts one character that's quirky and that's his funny? Oh look, Walter's talking about food again! So funny!
Sorry, but the comparison is frustrating. You're basic argument is "successful is better." The Wire wasn't nearly as successful as CSI: Miami, I guess David Simon should be replaced by whoever runs that pile of &*%#.
Although I will agree with Beth that Whedon's show do not have mass appeal and he's better suited to smaller networks or cable. Whedon on HBO or Showtime? Yes please!
JJ Abrams is awesome (this from a former Whedon fan). At least he's created more than one successful world.
But I would love to see Whedon take over Reaper. That's a show on the edge of being awesome, but mired in too many young-guy jokes. Whedon would give it the balance it needs and have a mythology to expand into something memorable. It would be so much better than Dollhouse, which I couldn't stomach after episode 6 or so.
Whoops, sorry about the double post.
Also, Cathy F - hilarious! Yes Rob Thomas is the name of the band member, but the one discussed here was the showrunner for Veronica Mars. Not that I'm arguing he should run Bones (I don't watch it, although I know many people who love it the way it is). But check out Veronica Mars this summer - it is so amazing - and you may start to appreciate the Thomas love.
Giving J.J. Abrams credit for network success over Joss Whedon is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You know what continually beats Dollhouse in the ratings? Wife Swap and Dateline. So good writing and okay acting lose out to Reality TV and Sensationalism. Television is entertainment for the lowest common denominator. Joss has the best fundemental understanding of the genre I've seen since some of the legendary early Simpsons writers. And I just realized I'm buying into this flamebait so peace the fuck out.
Meh. I'm a fan of Joss, however I think Dollhouse is his weakest project to date. Even talented people can suffer creative failures.
That said, at least Dollhouse is an *interesting* failure, with potential to actually become good in a second season.
I find J.J. shows to be mildly entertaining, but I've never become emotionally invested in any of them. Sure he could turn Dollhouse into a fun action show, but that's not what it was designed to be. I don't think Joss has given the show the depth it needs, but if J.J. were in charge, it would become even shallower.
I don't get the Whedon/J.J. comparisons. They both work in genre television, dabble in screen writing, and have large fanbases. That's it. Their styles and approaches to show-running are wildly different. Joss is more concerned with creating interesting characters and deep, long-form plotting, while J.J. seems to enjoy action-and-plot driven shows that are fun but don't really say much. There's nothing wrong with shows like that, except there seems to be an undercurrent that runs through his shows that suggests we're supposed take them more seriously. I find a better comparison to be J.J. and Chris Carter, in that both can create decent entertainment so long as they keep things simple. Neither can sustain anything complicated without it devolving into a retcon/abandon-characters-in-favor-of-plotting/make-it-up-as-we-go mess.
In full agreement with Lilly's paragraphs 3 and 4.
Sorkin on The Office would be a dream come true.
The only project I've ever liked by Joss Whedon is Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog. I've never really been a big fan of angst, angst, angst, angst and that sums up most of Joss's shows. Oh and I just don't like his worldview.
unbelievable are people really in this much denial over dollhouse being a overall failure. i mean 4 alright episodes out of a 12 and a inherently flawed premise that does not lead itself to the over hyped never delivered "potential". Its just frustrating because if you take the JJ Abram's seasons from Lost or Alias or Felicity you'd see a show runner that understands character far better than he understands plot. The mythology is always incomplete and unnecessary, the stories move forward on the strength of solid characterization. JJ Abrams storytelling is EXACTLY the kind of reversal a show like dollhouse needs.
I think my biggest problem with comparing JJ Abrams to Joss Whedon is that JJ gets too much credit for too little effort. I see him get a lot of credit for Lost when the original idea wasn't even his. I've also heard that he's the one largely responsible for the abysmal Season 2, and then he ditched the show.
As for Fringe, I like it now and think it's improved greatly, but I actually had the impression that Abrams didn't do much for the show besides have his name attached to it until I looked at IMdB. Apparently he's credited with a writing several episodes, but not one of them was Abrams by himself.
Whedon's track record may not be perfect--he pretty much bailed on Buffy after Season 5, and Minear probably had more to do with running Angel than Whedon, but overall, I'd say he's put more work into the things his name is attached to than Abrams.
Having said that, I did love the Star Trek reboot, and I enjoyed both Felicity and Alias when Abrams was involved.
Smallville by Ron Moore. Yes I would love that more then I can say. Then again I was one of the people who liked the series finale.
Plus Chloe with a cigar and possibly a drinking problem ...priceless
if Dollhouse is going to have an overarching mythology [...] the guy who brought us Alias, Lost and Fringe is the king of that.
Ummm. I really think that somebody needs to rent or buy the Firefly boxset and watch all the episodes, straight up. I have never seen a show with more cleverly constructed mythology than Firefly. Seriously. Forget Rambaldi and Dharma. How about Blue Sun and the Alliance?
Did you happen to see "Double Trouble in the Panhandle"?
I did; to my own detriment. I found it a hackneyed piece of contrived crap with no emotional resonance whatsoever; and here’s 1 reason why: when was the last time you saw a bestselling author, whose photograph frequently accompanies her name in print, go undercover, anywhere? All that would’ve been needed to blow Brennan’s cover in that situation was that one person at the carnival would buy her last book.
The writers clearly have no idea where they’re going with any of their plot points in the long term. They got Hodgins and Angela together and didn’t know where to take it, so, breakup time! (And, that was the most immature breakup EVER. I’ve seen more mature breakup scenes take place on elementary school playgrounds.) They turned Zack into a killer—except the fans got pissed, so not really! Our bad! Brennan suddenly catches the baby rabies, going counter to EVERY characterization point she's ever had—except Booth forgot who she is! Ha ha! Hilarious!
This show used to have astonishing verisimilitude. Now I’m convinced that Rob Thomas the bandmember could do a better job. Hart Hansen is a hack, pure and simple.
I don't have anything against J.J. Abrams. I love LOST and the first two seasons of Alias. I haven't had a chance to catch Fringe, but I'm sure I would enjoy it too. That being said, I do not understand how anyone can compare him to Joss Whedon.
Unlike Abrams, Whedon is a creative genius. Saying that anyone should be substituted into Whedon's place is blasphemy to me. And Dollhouse is not broken. Anyone who says it is clearly did not watch the finale. Of the twelve episodes, there was only one that I didn't thoroughly enjoy watching.
I understand this list is a joke, but I made the mistake of reading the comments and I had to say something.
While I think J.J. did a good job with Star Trek, and directing the Lost Pilot, he gets way too much credit for Lost and Fringe. Lost is driven by perhaps the best writing team in televeision, Lindeloff and Cuse; and Fringe has Kurtzman and Orci.
Joss has created 3 distinct worlds in "Buffy," "Firefly," and "Dollhouse." J.J. updated the X-Files and turned it into Fringe; and he jumped on Lindeloff's idea and took more credit than he deserved.
Joss is the new George Lucas. He did one amazing thing, and then decided he could coast on that forever and everything he did afterwards would automatically be brilliant.
The second half of the Gossip Girl season has been...not great. Maybe if a new exec came they would feel less attached to the lame characters and we'd be rid of Vanessa/Dan (VD) and Rufus/Lily. I'd get behind that.
I have never really been that much into Abrams, and I have only liked a few things of Whedon. Usually I fall out of shows after season three and never go back because I'm bored. I do agree though they shouldn't be compared because they have different approaches and styles.
As for Ball and Heroes, I haven't really liked Trueblood. I could really do without it. I like Heroes even though admitting it is like admitting your a trekkie/er pre reboot. People look at you funny and laugh. My point is that I might like what he could do with the show, but it will never be the same after they got rid of Greg Beeman and Alan Arkush anyway (they were directors not writers for those who are beginning to scoff, because that was what I always enjoyed about the show.) So basically, it is an interesting idea that I might like to see.
Also, Heroes already has a "vampire." Sylar was originally based after Nosferatu (1922 b & w film). He was originally supposed to be a priest who was ugly and middle aged. Look what we got. Something completely different, but Tim Sale still draws him with claws in all the drawings he's in.
OK so I'll give JJ his props, he obviously knows his stuff. I'm not even remotely a fan of any of his shows (to say I despise Lost would be putting it mildly) but the fan-bases for the shows seem to speak for themselves.
My major krink in reading this list though is the idea that he could be even half as funny as Whedon. I mean there is a reason why Whedon's shows have sprouted widely used forms of speach. Dollhouse, I'll agreee, is a tad lacking in that catagory. On the other hand, I have been forced to sit through the first two seasons of Lost, and Dollhouse has more funny in one episode than Lost has in a whole season. So to say that we wouldn't loose any of the humor because JJ can do Hurley is something I find just straight up insulting.
Brilliant crowd pleaser JJ may be, but if he were to ever take over Dollhouse here's one fan who would be changing the channel.(along with every other Whedon fan)
Dollhouse would not be tighter or more focused if Abrams was running it. It would probably be the opposite. And Abrams would probably screw up the mythology like he did with Alias.
Dollhouse may be flawed, but it's also fascinating and intelligently thought-out, and confirms Whedon as one of the few visionaries working in tv these days. Abrams seems more interest in money, and would probably dumb it all down for commercial purposes. No thanks.
I'll be honest, if that's the most clever mythology you've ever seen, then you need to watch some more television. Try Battlestar Galactica. That's got an excellent mythology and storyline.
Also, I would like to see what JJ Abrams would do with Dollhouse. I enjoyed Alias, gotten tired of LOST, and started to love Fringe. Oh, and don't forget Star Trek. Or Cloverfield. Dollhouse has been really up and down, and not just at the start of the series. The last few episodes weren't all that great, and it doesn't help that the main character (Caroline) is one of the most aggravating and annoying characters I've seen on television.
ITA Brady re: Caroline. I'm a huge fan of Buffy, Firefly and Dr Horrible (and I liked bits of Angel although never really got into that show) but Dollhouse just leaves me cold. Oh well, I guess I'll watch season 2, just in case it improves. My suggestion to improve the show though would be to sack Eliza Duskhu and hire an actress with more range - KBell springs to mind, and I'd love to see Katee Sackhoff join the cast as well. It's a pipe dream, I know, but dreams are free.
I quite liked the new Star Trek and haven't seen Fringe, but otherwise I can't stand Abrams' work, particularly Lost. Blech.
And Rob Thomas can ignore 90210, who cares about that anyway? He has his other new show coming out soon (hopefully), "Good Behavior" which is based on the New Zealand series "Outrageous Fortune". Which IMO is one of the best TV shows ever. And I know plenty of other people who'd agree. If you're looking for exceptional character development, brilliant acting and tight complex plots, this is right up there with the likes of "Veronica Mars" (best show EVER, btw). I'm really looking forward to seeing Rob's take on the story of a family of criminals trying to go straight.
Joss and JJ have one thing in common, they are both waaaay overrated. I will give Joss a bit more credit, in that his work has some more substance for it. But JJ has no long term ideas at all, which explains why most of his shows, especially Lost and Alias and maybe now Fringe, need to reboot each season to keep people interested.
We already have another show runner switch; I remember reading a writer or producer from the Gilmore Girls will be the new show runner for 90210, so she should bring the Gilmore Girls attitude to that show, not Gossip Girl.
While most of this list is a joke, there are some good ideas, but here's one I'd like to offer: Joss on Heroes. I know, you said Heroes has become a white-bread X-men, and granted, his Astonishing X-men run was decent but not great, but it can't be any worse than what Heroes as become. I can actually see him doing some good stuff with this show.
Someone said:
"I've also heard that he's the one largely responsible for the abysmal Season 2, and then he ditched the show."
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You heard wrong. Jeph Loeb, hack extraordinaire, is largely responsible for Season 2 of Lost. Then he left to help create and write the world of Heroes, where he continued his hackery until he recently got canned.