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Hey, at least they're consistent. After spending the first half hour of last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey finale looking at Teresa's stupid McMansion, looking at blurred out photos of Danielle's self-porn life scrapbook with her kids (yikes!) and learning that Dina's daughter hoards food at an alarmingly unhealthy level (double yikes!), we finally got to see the big, much-hyped dinner party fight. And shock! It was so not worth waiting for!
Everything that was entertaining about it was already in the promos that were played incessantly all month, so it was kind of like tables flipped, thick as thieves, whatever. Still don't get why they hate Danielle so much, which is pretty much the biggest problem with the entire show. And Teresa's flip out came out of nowhere and looked like it was more because she was drunk than genuinely angry. Once you start talking about how your husband's sex drive has left you sore in front of your kids, you're probably only half a drink away from flipping a table over and screaming "Prostitution whore?!" at some girl your friends told you not to like. I'll admit it was cool to see Jacqueline grow a set and stand up to Dina and Caroline, but, you know, big deal! God this show needs a Ramona. And no more episodes ever again.
What did you fine people think of the finale? Disappointing or satisfying payoff? Do you want another season or what? Let's throw some tables at each other in the comments, ya prostitution whores.
What did you fine people think of the finale? Disappointing or satisfying payoff? Do you want another season or what? Let's throw some tables at each other in the comments, ya prostitution whores.
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They did this in front of the children. Watching the faces of Danielle's girls during this entire scene was one of the most uncomfortable things I've seen on TV. Danielle should never have brought it up (thanks producers!) and Teresa should have shut the fuck up. And Caroline and Dina are lying liars who lie, and finally admitted it. Teresa? Your husband is gay. He doesn't do it so much it makes you sore. And you're a bitch. The final impression of the finale? Producer driven angst about people I wouldn't want to know. Ever. 'Classy' indeed. PS: Christine honey? You and your sister seem like smart beautiful girls and you'll be fine. Just remember that you are not your mom and rise above all the crazy.
I personally enjoyed the show, it was almost like Sopranos with women. I loved all the drama - which is what this show and all it's spin offs is about. "Watch What Happens." Come on - screaming "whore" with a Jersey Accent? Priceless.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finale is pulling a lot of viewers, and it's likely to keep doing so. The Real Housewives series continues to be a rollicking ride through the drama of rich people with nothing better to do, and the New Jersey series has been no exception as the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale was replete with catfights, all manner of blue language, and even a food fight. It sure means no one at Bravo will need a cash advance, that's for sure. The Housewives series draws ratings, and it will rerun many times. Many people would get a faxless payday loan for an advance DVD of the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale.