Because Jay Leno is wholly unable to resist an opportunity to steal Conan's thunder, there are reports today that Jay is being a really whiny bitch about his new timeslot. He allegedly feels that NBC talked him into it and is very angry and regretful about the new show. And finally, we can all agree with Jay Leno on something.

Some crazy Dutchmen have grabbed the inevitable by the horns and decided to give fellow crazy Octomom a reality show documenting her children, Gosselin-style. They haven't sold it to an American network yet, but you know they will, and I know I'll watch it because I'm disgusting and part of the problem. Yay! Moving on to greeting cards!

You know there's nothing going on in the TV world when I'm resorting to talking about greeting cards, but so be it. NBC Universal has made a deal with Hallmark that will result in 30 Rock and BSG greeting cards, as well as cards for some Universal movies like Sixteen Candles and Jaws. No word on whether Bravo reality will be included, but if it is I want a Ramona Singer "Kah-dooz to you!" card for every birthday.

It's only 16 seconds long and really doesn't reveal much, but there is finally a trailer for AMC's Prisoner remake out there. Looks good. I like that Jim Caviezel guy.

And please don't shoot the messenger, but apparently Susan Boyle has gone 'round the bend.

Sorry for the buzzkills, everybody! Maybe tomorrow will be better. Focus on the greeting cards!