The moment we've all been waiting for is here -- that is, until fall 2010 when the movie hits the Disney Channel and the moment we've all been waiting for will really be here. What am I babbling about, you ask? High School Musical 4: East Meets West, of course, to be directed and choreographed by Jeffrey Homaday of Flashdance and A Chorus Line fame. Zefron, please come to your senses and return to indulge us with some sweet, arm-flailing kicky moves. What a feeling!

Silly me for thinking that the whole 'David's in China and doesn't love Donna anymore' storyline on 90210 was an excuse for Brian Austin Green to say no more to hate-to-love-you teen melodramas. Turns out he may be joining the cast of...One Tree Hill?! Bold move, BAG. Bold move.

Leave it to Paris Hilton to create even more drama in the Middle East. Season 2 of My New BFF premieres tonight, but a new version is already underway, set to take place in Dubai. But wait -- no booze? No sex? No exposed midriffs? Is it even worth watching?!

Speaking of not worth watching, what about the 61st annual Primetime Emmy Awards being moved a week early to Sept. 13 in order to make room for Sunday Night Football?! Call me a bad sport (teehee), but this sounds like an atrocity if I ever heard one. I vote they move the football game instead -- perhaps to Friday night. After all, it's not like TGIF is on anymore.

Remember when shit went down between Jillian and Filipe on The Biggest Loser? Well apparently it all started when Filipe accused Jillian of giving drugs to some of the contestants. But after an investigation that found Jillian innocent, Filipe now claims he never made the charge in the first place! Who's the biggest loser now, Filipe?