I hate to start off with sad news, but Farrah Fawcett lost her lengthy battle with cancer this morning at the age of 62. A true television legend, gone too soon.

That prostitution whore from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub is considering running for Congress, now that a judge has temporarily blocked the sale of her sex tape. Aspirational television indeed, Bravo.

There is a chance that the family court where Jon and Kate filed for divorce may step in and put a forced end to the show in the interest of the children, who, honestly, after five seasons of this circus are already screwed up beyond repair. Way to drop the ball, courts.

In an historically nerdy move even for them, G4 has announced that they will be airing two hours of the Star Wars Comic Con panel next month (pre-taped, not live, so who knows what will be cut out), the first network ever to do so. Because that's what I need. More half-assed Clone Wars footage and more annoying, full-assed Kevin Pereira in my life.

And here's a video depicting how much Joan Rivers hates Johnny Carson, because today is the worst.