In a society where men are often ditching their wives for 20-something bimbos, say hello to the female Hugh Hefner -- Erica Kane. With ten husbands under her belt, she is about to become TV's Ultimate Cougar (What an honor -- note the caps) and is falling for a much, much younger man on this summer's soap opera on ABC.

For all those foodies and male viewers out there who like to ogle some goodies (if you know what I mean...you pervs!), you can sit back and relax because Rachael Ray isn't going anywhere. In fact, ABC picked the show up for two more seasons.

Stephen Colbert is doing his patriotic duty for the country (which should prove to be an interesting change!) by broadcasting four episodes of The Colbert Report in Iraq to support and entertain U.S. troops.

The lovable Charlie is alive and returning to Lost for the final season! Oh no wait, he's not. That's only what the sly and deceptively clever people from ABC want you to think after Dominic Monaghan made an appearance in the new ABC promo. Instead, he's joining another one of ABC's drama series. Will it be Grey's (the show could use more people. We don't need another ghost-sex scene)? Desperate Housewives? The new remake of V?

And lastly, for some Speidi drama... since we can't ever escape from them. Heidi was hospitalized and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer after she and Spencer were held in a dark room and fed only water, rice and beans as punishment for trying to leave I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here. Oh please. Speidi will do anything to gain more media attention. The production company behind the show denies these allegations and states all press reports are untrue. Meanwhile, big sister Holly (aka wanna-be media whore) is clawing her way back to the screen and filling in for Heidi. I guess the Pratt-Montag family drama isn't close to being over. Great.