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Big Brother started last night, and while we're more than a little bit excited about it, we're slightly skeptical about what twists might lie ahead for us. Big Brother has done us wrong many a time before, so we're worried that this "clique" theme might be a dud. The contestants were selected because they were either popular kids, brainiacs or outcasts or jocks and they'll have to play in their respective teams. Great, it's just like high school all over again. Plus, bringing back a former contestant as the 13th contestant? And that person is Jessie? We're consoling ourselves with the fact that he'll probably be out of the mix in a heartbeat because who'd be silly enough to keep a known quantity around? Anyway, it got us thinking about some other twists on reality shows that turned out to be big old duds.
1. Big Brother -- Summer of Secrets
It was actually a great concept to bring in players with secret partners, but it fizzled as everyone figured out the pairs really, really quickly. At least it was less morally reprehensible than the prior season's attempt to introduce a half-brother and half-sister who were previously unaware of each other's existence. Oh, who are we kidding, we loved watching that tasteless drama unfold, especially since there was no mushy reunion to go with it. "Secrets" was far more tedious as once the couples were revealed, everyone just sort of joined alliances and went about the game as normal. And this season also had the wasted opportunity of letting America vote a houseguest back in. Might have been cool, if Kaysar hadn't been a moron.
2. American Idol -- The Judges' Save
This is the top rated show on TV so why go and mess with it? This past season, in addition to the useless addition of Kara, they also introduced the pointless Judges' Save, which allowed the four critical minds to save one finalist with the lowest votes, one time during the season. But having the American public still be able to vote out two people the following week, and then still leaving the ultimate deciding power in the hands of the masses, rendered this pretty much null and void. Matt Giraud may have gotten an extra couple weeks but it didn't help him much in the long run.
3. Survivor -- Four Teams
We hope BB's clique idea turns out better than the two times that Survivor unwisely decided to split up the players into four tribes, instead of the usual two. Because the Exile Island season where the teams were divvied up via age and sex lasted for about a minute. At least it wasn't as offensive as the Cook Islands season where people were divided into four groups by their ethnicity. What moron thought that was a good idea? Again, the tribes merged pretty quickly, which made it even more ridiculous and unnecessary.
4. Apprentice -- Haves vs. Have Nots
We're still not entirely sure what camping had to do with determining someone's business acumen, though after seeing the celebrity editions, we're not sure actual work skills really matter that much to Donald Trump. Watching people scrub up in basins and try to keep tents up, while others lounged by the pool, only made the Los Angeles edition of this normally New York-based show even more pointless.
5. Amazing Race -- Non-Elimination, No Money, No Clothing
This twist went for several seasons, but we never really enjoyed it. The contestants who came in last during non-elimination legs were stripped of all their money (and in later editions any clothing that wasn't on their person when they reached the mat), which forced them to beg for cash from their fellow contestants or the people in the poverty-stricken countries they were in. Sure it shows the kindness of strangers, but it is also ridiculous to ask passersby for cash so that American idiots can compete in a game show. And the seasons where the contestants knew they might lose their clothes just made the whole thing laughable, as they piled on layers and layers of belongings on the off-chance they might land in last place.
6. Project Runway -- Designs for Moms
This show loves to throw unique challenges at the players, but the season three task to have the designers come up with clothes for each other's mothers was the most painful thing we've seen on that show (and that's saying a lot). Seeing Jeffrey make Angela's mother cry because she isn't a size 0 model is just uncool. Yes, the designers should have to test out their clothes on real-world women, but we much prefer when relatives are left out of the mix. Especially when there are assholes like Jeffrey in the game.
7. Biggest Loser -- Off The Ranch
The Biggest Loser is a simple formula: take fat people, put them on a ranch, starve them, make them work out insane amounts of hours a day and then see huge weight loss results. While the teams and partnering mix-ups normally don't make much of a difference to us, this season they took low ranked teams and made them send one player home, and then let them earn the right to come back. What? If these people could lose pounds at home, they wouldn't need to be on this show at all.
8. Big Brother -- Soulmates
We love BB, and give them credit because they do try hard to come up with new ways to make watching people sit around a house for months on end more interesting, but the idea of forcing people into couples based on some inane compatibility test that determined they were "soulmates" and perfect love matches, was doomed from the get-go. Chemistry doesn't exactly work like that. Neither did this twist.
9. America's Next Top Model -- Transgender Contestant
We were so excited when Isis was announced as the first transgender model in training on America's Next Top Model, but her pictures weren't that great... so she never really went that far in the competition. She may have been groundbreaking for the show, but we'd love to have seen her strut her stuff into the finals to show the world what a transgender contestant can really do.
10. Survivor -- Outcast Tribe
There's a reason they only tried this gimmick once. The other contestants weren't thrilled by this "unfair" twist. We didn't care so much about fairness as much as the fact that we were relieved to be of these people the first time, and we weren't thrilled to have them come back again. Plus, isn't the idea of this game to "outlast" the competition?
There are many more twists that might have sounded decent on paper, but panned out poorly, but these were our least favorites. Leave the ones you think are totally lame below.
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I don't think ANTM's Isis was so much a twist as it was a ratings stunt, much in the same way the upcoming "Shorty" season is.
What was that stupid Amazing Race thing that made teams work together on a task? It was so dumb I can't even remember what it was called.
The Intersection.
Project Runway has far too many twists. The Mom challenge was bad, but not as bad as when they let 4 designers go to the final 3, then the next season allowed Rami and Chris to face off after designing entire collections because they "couldn't decide" on the last of the final 3 (which Tim Gunn said they wanted to do the year before, but couldn't), and then they pulled the same stunt with Jerrell and Korto the next season, actually kicking off the winner of the final runway challenge in order to have an all-female final 3.
They also let a contestant from a previous season (Daniel Franco) participate the next season, let eliminated contestants come back to compete in another challenge (Vincent and Angela) and let an eliminated contestant come back to compete when one of the contestants had to leave for medical reasons (Chris March replacing Jack).
If there's anything that watching every season of Project Runway has taught me, it's that the producers can interfere in any way they see fit on a reality series.
How about: MasterChef Australia. When they finally get down to the final 4, they bring back 3! previously eliminated contestants
How about Survivor Fiji? The Haves verses Have nots. Of course the team that is well fed is going to beat a malnourished and dehydrated tribe every time.
I really don't like that Top Chef is now a battle of Three over Two. Actually, I hate more that someone voted out has a second chance, like this last season where they brought back the last three/four people kicked off and allowed one back in to jockey for the top three.
Top three does make it a little harder to predict the winner. So I get why the producers do that. Fair enough.
I don't think the save on American Idol was a dud. First of all, it made the final sing after the voting was announced relevant. Second, this year's contestants happened to be really good (except Scott, Meghan, and a couple others), but in the past when people like Jennifer Hudson or Daughtry were eliminated, it seemed like a mistake because there were much worse people left and maybe America thought they were safe anyway. So I think in principle it's a good thing to have; it just happened not to be really needed this year. That said, I was happy to have Matt Giraud around for a little longer because he was my favorite. :)
Four words: Amazing Race: Family Edition.
*shudder*
America's Got Talent : The Bad Act Showcase during the finale. All they're doing is encouraging the nutjobs to keep Auditioning!!
Thank you Angel for summing up perfectly why the old Non-Elim twist on TAR was asinine. I'd add that the world economy has gone through enough shocks during TAR's by-now-lengthy lifespan that begging for money in impoverished countries (even if the begging teams mostly asked tourist types) wasn't just stupid, it was abhorrent.
I liked the Outcast twist simply because it really screwed Andrew, one of the most arrogant asses the show's ever seen, but I understand it not being used again, the same as I get why Survivor only had a special vote for a bonus $1 million prize once--they were hoping Rupert would win it and he did (and for the record, I voted for Rupert to get the money and was happy for him).
The BB mentions are accurate but point out a larger truth: if a reality show has a good solid concept and interesting people involved, it will work. Otherwise, it's kind of like trying to fix a wedding cake by pouring lots of A-1 on it!
LOL Ben! Thanks for that visual of a wedding cake slathered with A-1. I completely agree with you; that's why there's an old saw: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
When Beauty and the Geek suddenly had the Beauties vs. the Geeks. It went against the spirit of the entire show, and alienated a huge portion of their audience. You got to see what mean horrible bitches those girls really were. I know they eventually went back to the Beauty-Geek teams that season, but by that time I was already done with it.
I hated on TAR that they couldn't sabotage or use other means of payment other then money. That was so stupid. To me that was the only redeeming qualities of the brothers of last season and it backfired.
I loved the idea of Average Joe. But then they ruined it by bringing in male models and bodybuilders to compete with the average joes. Of course she picks the shallow good looking guy, then he ditches her because she once dated Fabio!??! I'm an average joe myself, and I wouldn't have batted an eye about her dating Fabio. Heck, I would have forgiven Karl Rove!
The funny thing is, the "race tribe" season wound up being on of Survivor's best - with a great turn by Jonathan and the Yul/Ozzy nailbiting finale where you could make a good case for either one.
What Survivor really needs is three tribes and the one who wins the challenge chooses which of the other two to send to Tribal!
1) the 4 tribes was actually not a bad idea, but I think the numbers needed to be more equitable (3 men/3 women) for 24 people to start the game. 1st and 2nd place in the IC should be exempt from Tribal Council; 3rd and 4th place should go to TC at the same time, where a member from each tribe is voted out at the same time right in front of the other tribe (and vice versa). That way you whittle two people down
The OutCast Tribe was a good idea, but I seriously doubt they they were living it rought like they claimed. I think they had to put their clothes that they had out on a clothes line in the jungle, sure. But after that, it hink they slept in a 4 star resort bedroom, ate steak and lobster 3 times a day and generally gathered their strength for that big challenge they did.
I think the reason the 4 Tribes Survivor was a better season was because to get the races they recruited outside of the normal pool. Less professional famewhores tends to make anything more watchable.
What about that whole America's Player on BB? That was pretty lame.
I don't know if I'd agree that Jeffrey made Angela's mother cry because she wasn't a size zero. (I would agree that he was a douchebag, though.)
I also agree that the overall point with the designers choosing the most attractive mothers was appalling, and that the episode was painful overall. But it seemed to me that Angela's mother was being whiny, demanding and inflexible, and Jeffrey rightly got angry with her.
Beckie, I was just going to mention America's Player on BB. As it worked out, "America" apparently loved the Donatos, which is strange since most viewers that post here and other places hated them. That whole season is one of the worst in BB history.
I think the outcast tribe on survivor was a good thing. Sometimes some good castaways get voted off too early, and sometimes the first ones who are voted off were good players they just weren't able to convince the rest of the tribe to keep them. And the four tribes thing was also something that was brilliant.
Yeah this Shorty version of ANTM is going to be a mess. It may be the first ANTM season that I do not watch. Why not do a season of plus size models, who actually can get commercial work. I'm 5'3" and I don't think I've ever seen a short adult female model in fashion magazines or the runway. And I'm ok with that. I think the producers are just scared to do the obvious and logical. Instead, bring on the absurd...that's the ANTM way.
jeffrey was horrible to angela's mother because she was angela's mother. even his mother tried to defuse the situation. his excuse was that the mom was going to throw him under the bus, but in reality he was intentionally making the absolute worst dress he could make and then force her to wear it. if you have any doubt to his motives, watch him gloat in the next episode - he was nauseating.
but i think the worst producer interference happened in season two of top chef, after marcel got jumped in his sleep and was held against his will by cliff while ilan was taping the whole thing and egging everyone on while pretty boy sam and elia watched, laughed, and did nothing. head chef tom wanted to boot the four and award marcel the title but producers wanted the drama and only kicked out the black guy. the whole thing was disgusting, and i haven't felt the same for the show since.
as for overall horrible concept, i thing 'my fair brady' takes the cake. peter brady only wanted to date adrianne curry but she wanted to strong-arm a proposal out of him, and with manipulation and double-talk and lots and lots of sex got the proposal after two weeks of taping and a couple of months of living together. the next season she married him, and the next after that the 'debate' about whether they should have kids aired, which was laughable since she said she wanted kids all along until he got on board, then suddenly changed her mind. thankfully, they aren't doing another season.
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