BLOGS

The Telefile

Today's TWoP News: July 14, 2009

by Shayna Makaron July 14, 2009 12:13 pm
Today's TWoP News: July 14, 2009

Today we learn some valuable life lessons. Always pay your taxes if you want to be on reality TV. Families that perform together, stay together. And don't let your children watch TV if they have bad teeth.

The Bacon-Sedgwick clan finally found a solution to make up for all those family dinners they've missed! Daughter Sosie Bacon will guest as Kyra Sedgwick's niece on The Closer for four episodes, the last of which will be directed by Papa Kevin! Sure, I'm achin' for Bacon and may be a little biased, but seriously, this is the cutest!

FX is broadening its horizons and picking up its first animated series, a comedy entitled Archer set to air this fall. The show is a spoof on the James Bond spy world, and is aimed at the fans of network favorite It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

So we know that Ryan Seacrest is now the $45-million man, and now we know that Simon Cowell is not, I repeat, not the $144-million man -- though that does at least seem slightly more warranted. Simon dispelled rumors that he's contracted with American Idol for this hefty sum.

Remember that time Richard Hatch didn't pay taxes on his $1 million Survivor earnings and had to go to jail for three years? Yeah, that was a bitch. Well now a federal judge ruled that Hatch is not permitted to leave home confinement early to star in the 10th anniversary edition of the show. And this is why reality stars shouldn't bother trying to stick it to the man.

Apparently the British Orthodontic Society is pissed that Ugly Betty is still wearing braces, because it's unrealistic (most adults don't wear "train track" braces, especially for more than two years) and it gives the metal mouth a bad rap (braces don't make you ugly and stupid!). I have to side with the BOS on this one, just because of the catastrophe that could occur should all Brits decide not to seek corrective dental treatment.

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

MOST RECENT POSTS

BLOG ARCHIVES

The Telefile

March 2014

25 ENTRIES

February 2014

24 ENTRIES

January 2014

43 ENTRIES

December 2013

15 ENTRIES

November 2013

28 ENTRIES

October 2013

40 ENTRIES

September 2013

37 ENTRIES

August 2013

16 ENTRIES

July 2013

15 ENTRIES

June 2013

26 ENTRIES

May 2013

38 ENTRIES

April 2013

43 ENTRIES

March 2013

35 ENTRIES

February 2013

58 ENTRIES

January 2013

62 ENTRIES

December 2012

48 ENTRIES

November 2012

60 ENTRIES

October 2012

71 ENTRIES

September 2012

67 ENTRIES

August 2012

66 ENTRIES

July 2012

51 ENTRIES

June 2012

60 ENTRIES

May 2012

70 ENTRIES

April 2012

73 ENTRIES

March 2012

72 ENTRIES

February 2012

64 ENTRIES

January 2012

80 ENTRIES

The Latest Activity On TwOP