A five-minute trailer for Megan Hauserman's Megan Wants a Millionaire VH1 show has been released, and I know this is the duh of the century, but VH1 really needs to hire new talent already. Or give Ashley her own show, because I like to contradict myself. Either way.

USA is giving Piper Perabo a spy series, in which she will play "a CIA trainee who speaks six languages and excels at any endeavor she undertakes," because like all networks, they would like to have a spy show that does suck to go along with the spy show they already have that does not suck, just to balance things out.

Neil Patrick Harris is well into negotiations to host this year's Emmys. Don't kill me for saying this, because I mean it with all the best, NPH-adoring intentions, but eventually this him hosting every single awards show is going to get old, even though he's the best.

Aww, Christian Slater is securing a job on the upcoming ABC series The Forgotten, playing an ex-cop with a kidnapped daughter. It's... going to be canceled, but maybe he can get a series that won't be, after it? Please?

NBC's going to hunt all the terrorists for us next month in a new docu-series called Wanted, which features real life Jack Bauers chasing baddies around the globe. I hope they scream hilariously before they jump on people from high vantage points like the real Jack Bauer does, or I'll take them for amateurs. Also, they better wear flared jeans. We've come to expect certain things from our Jack Bauers, Hollywood.