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New Less Ugly Betty Titles

by Mindy Monez August 5, 2009 1:43 pm
New Less <i>Ugly Betty</i> Titles So that makeover Ugly Betty's been promising? It apparently happened! And someone took pictures of it! Wow, Betty is so hot now! Yet still, so completely ridiculously dressed! I'll give her credit for the outfit sort of matching and not looking like that time my dog barfed up an entire bowl of skittles, but still -- yikes, is what she still looks like. Kah-dooz on finally learning how to brush your hair at the age of 25, Betty. But the fact now stands that the "Ugly" part of Ugly Betty's title has now officially been rendered inaccurate by the hair brushing. Here are a few new ideas.

Less Ugly Betty
Better Betty
Fairly Attractive Betty
Somewhat Attractive Betty
Regular Betty
Wouldn't Kick Her Out of Bed Betty
Maybe After Three Drinks Betty
Beer Goggles Betty
Not Quite a Betty (Clueless!) Betty
A Hairbrush and Contacts Don't Really Matter When You're Wearing Yellow Socks with Green Heels and a Red Bolero Jacket, for Example, Betty
Made Over, But Seriously Adults Who Get Braces in the 2000s Don't Have Them for Almost Four Years in Most Cases and Even Orthodontists Agree with Me Betty
Ugly on Television, But Would Actually Be Considered Hot in Real Life Let's Be Honest Betty

Better. Your turn.

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