Kate Gosselin is taping a talk show pilot with Bob Woodrow's wife and Paula Deen next week. I didn't watch any of Kate's guest appearances on The View this week, so I don't know how much she warrants her own talk show, but I do know that if she talks to Paula Deen on television the way she talks to everyone else, there will be blood.

I'm not surprised by this, knowing the show, but I still think it's sort of news. Larry David has said that Michael Richards' years-old racist tirade will be addressed over the course of the Seinfeld reunion on Curb. Funny!

Love dressing like a prostitution whore but sick of the judgmental people in your building seeing the Fredrick's of Hollywood packages? Bravo's making an overpriced Real Housewives clothing line.

In honor of Jon Hamm and January Jones' visit on Monday, Oprah is going to dress herself and her audience up in 60s attire. As an advocate of all things pointlessly elaborate theme party, I applaud this ridiculous effort.