Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddie Prinze Jr. finally had their baby, and they didn't even name it anything ridiculous. Charlotte Grace Prinze (that's downright pretty!) finally joined this cruel world last Saturday. Enthusiastic congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Buffy from everybody at TWoP.

Kevin Federline has been called "KFat" a whole lot by everybody on the internet lately, and he's broke, so he has signed on as a contestant on Celebrity Fit Club along with Shar Jackson, a woman who also had a bunch of his babies at one point and who I couldn't remember for a minute. Sounds about right, VH1.

Martin Short and Lily Tomlin are joining the next season of Damages, which is so annoying I can't even process it, as are Keith Carradine and Campbell Scott, who should fit right in and be great. Though it does worry me that it may mean Lundy dies on Dexter this season.

J.J. Abrams is creating a half-hour medical sitcom for Fox, and if it just turns out to be Scrubs with a ludicrous overarching mythology and a giant red floating ball of zombie water, I think my love of all things J.J. is going to be seriously put to the test.