Matt LeBlanc will be playing a meta version of himself named Matt LeBlanc on a BBC/Showtime partnered series call Episodes, in which he will star in one Americanized episode of several hit British shows. Sounds funny. I'm not against Matt LeBlanc having a job. What am I, a monster?

I knew I saw lady crotch on So You Think You Can Dance last night but I assumed I was a crazy perv and didn't rewind to confirm. Now I know better than to make that mistake ever again.

They're making a movie out of Lauren Conrad's novel, thanks to the Twilight producers. Perfect.

And I don't know why I find this news so delightful, considering I only watch about every fourth or fifth episode of this show, but I really, really do: Kathy Najimy will play a cop who stole Susan's boyfriend in high school on Desperate Housewives this season, and I'm going to watch every last episode of her stint.

Logo is creating a gay version of Bravo's The Real Housewives series called, brilliantly, Kept. I'm just going to apologize now to each and every one of my Twitter followers for my insane live Tweets once it starts.