Everyone who's been saying that Ricky Gervais should host an awards show, breathe easy -- he'll host the Golden Globes in January, which means he can offhandedly insult TV stars and film stars simultaneously.

Feeling threatened by Ricky's new gig, perpetual awards show host Neil Patrick Harris is retaliating by going fat on How I Met Your Mother. Take that, Gervais!

Not only will Glee cast members eventually have solo albums, they'll also record a cover of Wham's "Last Christmas" for release as a single this year. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.

Bravo will air a spin-off of Top Chef called Just Desserts, and it will feature only pastry chefs. We have a similar idea for a competition between professional waffle cooks, called Just a Brunch.

Patrick Dempsey wants to do a sitcom about hairdressers at a beauty school in Los Angeles. No joke, besides the obvious ones. Yes, we know his wife is a stylist, and no, we're not surprised.

SNL's Fred Armisen has married Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss. They met when she made a surprise appearance on the episode of SNL hosted by Jon Hamm. Jumping to logical conclusions, Kanye West will marry Kristen Wiig. We're calling it.