In what is fantastic news for... well, pretty much everyone, NBC may move up the launch of Chuck to as soon as, oh, two weeks from now. That's right -- late October. To promote the new season, I suggest a hastily recorded Huey Lewis and the News parody, "I Want a New Chuck."

ABC is on a spending spree, adding FlashForward to the list of shows it has given full-season orders to, joining Cougar Town, Modern Family and The Middle. ...Can FlashForward have The Middle's episodes?

Apparently, when you're in the middle of a recession, not everyone wants to be a millionaire. They're happy just being ten-thousandaires, or hundred-thousandaires.

Not only does Rick Springfield wish he had Jessie's girl, he wishes he had David Duchovny's career. The 60-year-old singer and, apparently, actor will guest-star on four episodes of Californication as a twisted version of himself, meaning he'll appear naked, carrying a naked girl around, and be a washed-up movie star looking to rebuild his career. Yes, I'm sure that's totally twisted from the truth.

And here you can see Nip/Tuck if it was a comedy. Wait, it's not a comedy?