In awesome news, Elvira will appear on Medium this Friday. Check out a promo video here, which ends with Elvira waking up in bed next to Joe. Somebody give that woman her own series, for God's sake.

In less awesome news, ABC has decided not to put giant, red, skywritten "Vs" in the sky over 26 different cities to promote the remake of V. While no reason was given other than changing their mind, others have pointed out that it would have harmed the environment, and that Washington D.C.'s airspace was off-limits anyway.

In even more awesome news, legendary Ghostbusters and Die Hard a-hole William Atherton will appear on Lost next season. Reportedly, it was only allowed because he had a court order.

In even less awesome news, Leonard Nimoy may not return as William Bell on Fringe. Someone show him "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" and tell him he owes us.

In incredibly awesome news, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert's first album cover is incredibly awesome.