Bravo favorites Christian Siriano, Bethenny Frankel, and Fabio Viviani will all get their own reality shows. In case you need a refresher, Christian is fierce (and makes the clothes to show it), Bethenny, a Real Housewife of New York wrote a cookbook called Naturally Thin, and Fabio is that Italian guy from Top Chef: New York who I can't decide is kind of hot or kind of creepy. I vote both.

Childhood nostalgia overload: Melissa Joan Hart will star as a politician forced to raise her niece and nephew when her sister goes to jail in a new ABC Family sitcom. Joey Lawrence will play a live-in Manny. Whoa.

A new reality show will follow Flavor Flav going back to high school for his diploma. Alas, Flav's doctorate in bitches and ho's did not help him get a coveted engineering job.

A bidding war is going on between networks for a new J.J. Abrams series. The show will follow married spies. Whoever plays the couple will have to get together and have 13 kids. It's in their contract.

Sesame Street warmed my heart and spoofed Mad Men.