Not only is the winner of Big Brother 9 an idiot, so is Sam Jones, a.k.a. Pete from Smallville who was busted as part of a conspiracy to distribute mass amounts of oxycodone. He faces up to 20 years in jail, but it'll probably be a cake walk compared to three years on Smallville.

Full seasons have been picked up for The Vampire Diaries, Melrose Place and Castle. Let's hear it for the continued employment of Nathan Fillion.

In a move that counters the lameness of his latest music video being mostly disaster footage from 2012, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has recorded a song written by Lady Gaga. Pre-sales of the CD have already gone chrome.

New York's Governor Paterson wants to come on Saturday Night Live, where he is constantly mimicked by Fred Armisen. As long as they "accidentally" let him wander in front of one of the cameras at some point, we'd stay up to watch that.

The Weather Channel will start showing movies on their network, with a weather scroll running underneath them at all times. Unfortunately, it's the weather report for the movie you're watching, not for your area. But if you ever wanted to know the specific temperature of Goodfellas, you're all set.