It's apparently big news that Oprah has cemented her show's end date as September 9, 2011, even though we knew she'd end it within the next couple years, and the fact that she will probably just move on to another show. But still, regardless of whether you like her or her show or not, it feels like the end of an era. We will all miss the "Favorite Things," if nothing else.

Lost will not be taking Eastwick's Wednesday night timeslot after all, as it's premiering on Tuesday, February 2, 2010, and not late January as we previously thought. But hey, later start means prolonging the end, so it's bittersweet, I suppose. Also, if you dare to know, a person is coming back, and so is another person, both of which are very exciting.

Because NBC simply doesn't have anything else of equal or better value to air in its place, the previously canceled Trauma just got another three-episode order. Seriously, cable access channels in the middle of Nova Scotia are run better than NBC is currently.

TLC is making a reality show starring mall cops, because Paul Blart: Mall Cop was a box office success and they figure it was people's unyielding interest in the day-to-day activities of rent-a-cops that did it. They're... not that smart, either.

And this little list of Fox characters sharing what they're thankful for, written by the writers of their shows, is pretty funny. I recommend the Glee and Fringe characters' comments in particular, but the Lie to Me ones are pretty good as well. No joke here, just a link that made me laugh. I'm rambling now. I'm sorry, it's Friday.

Oh, and I don't know if you've heard, but Sofia Vergara from Modern Family is kind of an asshole. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. In other news, TWoP is officially Team Julie Bowen in all further matters regarding this issue.