Kirstie Alley is getting her own A&E reality show centered around her ongoing weight struggles and single parenthood. I'm speechless, that's how excited I am for this. Can't even talk about it. I do, however, hope the show is entitled "Fettuccineeeeee!!!!!"

Well, that's it -- I officially don't believe in anything anymore. Apparently Cheaters is fake! Fake! Cheaters! I had no inklings! (I had all the inklings.)

Kathy Griffin is set to host ABC's thing they're cramming into the schedule between Dancing with the Stars seasons, Let's Dance, in which celebrities reenact famous dances from pop culture. I love Kathy Griffin, but snooze.

Apple is pitching a somewhat exciting 30 dollar-a-month unlimited TV downloads plan to cable and broadcast networks, which is about a quarter of what I pay currently for cable, and as such is seriously enraging the cable providers, so it's probably not going to happen anytime even remotely soon. Not for that price, anyway. But it's still a nice idea.

If you're a Sons of Anarchy fan, here's a short but interesting interview with Adam Arkin on his work on the show this season. He was afraid Henry Rollins wouldn't think he was cool at first! Aww.

Oh, and Kiefer Sutherland is the greatest, but you already knew that.