Breaking News: ABC cancels Ugly Betty! The network has cut the order back for the series, making this the final season. Aw... does mean she'll be stuck with those braces forever?

Aw, Conan's already making amends with NBC! The network has picked up Conaco's Justice, a drama following a Supreme Court judge who quits to start his own legal practice. Okay, so it was technically part of O'Brien's contract settlement to continue operating at NBC until the end of the development season, but la la la I can't hear you.

After several tense days of negotiations and Internet rumors, MTV has reportedly agreed to pay the Jersey Shore cast-members $10,000 each. I am very fond of the Summer of '09 crew, but realistically, they're not irreplaceable. I grew up in Central Jersey and let me tell ya, there are plenty of frisky, shore-loving 20-somethings with whom America could easily fall in love. Just sayin'.

Brothers & Sisters takes another hit (post-Rob Lowe's announced exit) with the news that Calista Flockhart will be working on a reduced schedule next season, giving the Walker family plenty to talk about.

Real-life friends and CW stars Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl) and Nina Dobrev (Vampire Daries) may guest star on each other's shows. Here's hoping Vanessa is somehow chomped to death by a vampire as a result of the swap.

Write your own damn "It's a good thing" joke: The Martha Stewart Show is moving to the Hallmark Channel.