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Jersey Shore: New Locations for the Second Season

We now know that the stars of Jersey Shore are returning for a second season, but in a brand-new location. MTV is yet to announce where they'll be moving to, but, keeping in mind that they are supposedly filming soon in the middle of the Jersey winter, we've got some suggestions and travel advisories.

Miami Beach
Pros: Virtually everything here is a huge step up from Seaside: beaches are beautiful and free, clubs are open late and there are more supermodels than grenades, which means Pauly will be spared dodging The Situation's leftovers.
Cons: The South Beach nightlife costs serious money, which means the cast would have to work longer hours at a t-shirt store. Or they'll have to spend some of that major cash they are getting to return to the show.

Cancun
Pros: Tackiness galore! As the ultimate Spring Break destination, everything is super cheap, everyone is drunk and there are plenty of barely legal girls for the Situation.
Cons: Lots of typical college losers, bro.

Camelback Mountain, PA
Pros: This cheap ski resort isn't too far of a hike from the casts' hometowns. Hot tubs are a-plenty, snow sports could replace going to the gym and people won't make fun of the cast members for going tanning.
Cons: Well, it's cold, so spotting gorillas will be trickier, and it might be hard to go grocery shopping in a ski resort, which means no drunken ham binges. Also, Ronnie and Sammi will most likely start to develop cabin fever.

Rio de Janeiro
Pros: Clubs would certainly blast house music and Karma pales in comparison to Carnival.
Cons: Crime-ridden! If The Situation refuses to safely walk JWoww back to their hotel room, real trouble could brew.

Jamaica
Pros: Could braids be the new blow-outs? And resorts tend to be all-inclusive -- perfect for a bunch of people who love to drink, eat, and go clubbing.
Cons: This vacation spot is a bit family-oriented, which means the cast would have to censor themselves sometimes... boring!

Las Vegas
Pros: Vegas is the party capital of the country. The cast can drink in public, making Snooki's spontaneous dance parties all the better.
Cons: After seeing how they acted in Atlantic City, we'd genuinely worry about the safety of the cast. If Vinny got pink eye from partying too hard, imagine what he could get in a city where legal prostitution is only a cab ride away. Also, the buffets could potentially prevent wholesome family dinners.

Los Angeles
Pros: GTL is a regular routine for L.A. locals, as being high-maintenance is of the day.
Cons: We're already afraid of the cast changing because of their celebrity status; Hollywood would probably only make this worse.

Thailand
Pros: Being on the other side of the world, the crew is less likely to be recognized. The American dollar goes a long way in this new party destination which means less work hours -- so Angelina won't have to call out due to stress from fighting with her married boyfriend.
Cons: The Royal Thai Police are extremely strict. Knocking out a dude with just one punch could send Ronnie to jail for days.

Other exotic, or not so exotic, destinations you'd like to see The Situation and Co. visit? Leave your ideas below.

4 Comments

February 1, 2010 3:49 PM
jen
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"Camelback Mountain, PA" - it's cheap for a reason. Take it from someone who grew up skiing the poconos. No one would go there for anything longer than a weekend. Seriously, there's nothing there. Although... maybe that would make it all the funnier to watch them try and "club" in the middle of nnowehere.

February 1, 2010 4:12 PM
Nick
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Actual ItalyPros: Jersey Shore personnel gets to experience their "homeland" and realize that they typically don't have baked ziti night.Cons:The Italian Flag tatt might cause an international incident.

February 1, 2010 8:59 PM
librarychick
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They need to go to Myrtle Beach, SC aka the Redneck Riveria. Cultures would collide! Yet I can see them totally fitting in....

February 2, 2010 3:42 PM
John NJ
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Tony DiSanto better call John Jacobs who created the reality concept "Miami Beach, The Game"!
Sounds just like my idea Anothony.
Call me

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