Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova will cameo on a model-centric episode of Desperate Housewives. I think producers have officially stopped caring about good writing and are instead focused on casting hot celebrities. I'm not really complaining, as long as M.J. doesn't ask to touch anyone's boobs.

Beau Garrett has been cast as the female lead on the Criminal Minds spinoff. Am I going crazy, or is this show actually starting to sound kind of good?

The delightful Kathy Najimy will guest star on Ugly Betty as the orthodontist who takes off Betty's braces. As part of a fantasy subplot in the episode, Najimy will also serve as a guardian angel who shows Betty what life would have been like had her teeth always been perfect. If only the series had always been this fun!

Marsha Thomason's character, junior FBI agent Diana Lancing, has been promoted to a regular on White Collar. I guess this means Locke definitely killed Naomi, huh?

CBS has ordered a comedy project from the makers of Borat and Bruno. Meanwhile, thousands of frat guys around the country proclaim, "Very nice!"

And finally, TLC has ordered a reality series that follows two sisters as they run a cupcake shop. What, only sisters? I'm surprised they're not nonuplets. Looks like someone's dropping the ball!