There's a lovely bundle of Lost news today: A totally unauthorized spin-off penned by Terry O'Quinn, starring him and Michael Emerson; confirmation that Richard Alpert's backstory will be revealed; and an interview where creators compare Lost to Top Chef. I'm not sure which of the three I find most titillating!

The generous TV gods proudly present to you "Glee Live! In Concert!" The tour hits Phoenix, New York, L.A., Chicago, and the heartstrings of Americans everywhere.

Janice Dickinson is shopping around her own Bachelorette-type show, where young men compete for her attention, and where you just threw up in your mouth.

Now that Nup/Tuck is over, both Joely Richardson and Dylan Walsh have signed on to new pilots. Has anyone else noticed that ATF was already done before in season six of Gilmore Girls? I call BS!

Janeane Garofalo has just landed one of her biggest television roles in a while (Chloe's kicking bag in 24 Season 7 doesn't count). The '90s staple joined the cast of John Wells' CBS medical drama pilot. Quick tip to Garofalo fans: if you ever meet the actress, do not gush to her about how much you loved Mystery Men. A long time ago, I learned that the hard way.

And finally, in "The Jokes Write Themselves" news: A feud between Marcia and Jan Brady ruins a perfectly groovy TV reunion.