In case a live tour wasn't enough for your Gleeks, the show is now in the works of getting a stage adaptation. For the love of God, please say this doesn't include Artie's rendition of "Dancing With Myself."

We've been weighing the pros and cons of a U.S. Torchwood for a while, and we're glad that John Barrowman is lobbying to keep Captain Jack omnisexual. It's moments like these that I'm angry he lost the Big Gay Battle.

All signs are pointing to 24 ending this season, especially now that word is out about info included in its latest casting call. Apparently, talent agencies were told: "These are the final episodes, so if some of your name people would like to do something on the show, this is the time for them to do it." Who are these mysterious "name people"? I'm crossing my fingers for a Nic Cage cameo.

Desperate Housewives fans will be seeing a whole lot more of Karen McCluskey soon, now that Kathryn Joosten bumped up to series regular. I so badly hope that Karen and Roy have some sort of adorable old-person wedding.

High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale has joined the CW pilot Hellcats. According to the article, the project is about "a college student who loses her academic scholarship and tries out for the school's cheerleading squad to help pay her tuition. Tisdale will play the captain of the cheerleading team who becomes [Alyson] Michalka's roommate." Well, this sounds awful.

And finally, one of the Real World New Orleans cast members peed on a housemate's toothbrush and scrubbed the toilet with it. The victim then got really sick and called the police. As terrible as the story is, I'm really not fazed by reality pranks anymore and am instead most shocked by the fact that the kid had a $120 toothbrush! Give me the scoop on that, MTV!