Brad Garrett says that 'Til Death is over. Considering Garrett's appearance on Fox and Friends a few years ago (which is nowhere to be found on the Internet, sadly) and his big racial slur scandal, I can't believe this show lasted as long as it did.

Jennifer Aniston will guest star as a lesbian in an upcoming episode of Cougar Town. You know, considering how terrible her movies have been, I'm excited to see Aniston back on TV -- her 30 Rock role not withstanding.

I'm done being cynical for today, now that I get to tell you guys about the new IFC programming slate! David Cross and Will Arnett! Kids in the Hall reunion! The Onion News Network! Big Brother Zombies! I am so excited that I can only express myself in terms of this classic YouTube video.

There's also a bunch of TV industry news today: Producers Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage will launch their own production company; a show about a fat camp starring Nikki Blonsky, Hayley Hasselhoff, and Zander Eckhouse; an HBO series about the first reality family; and Say Yes to the Dress, one of my not-so-secret obsessions is getting a new season, but instead of New York, the show is moving to Atlanta!

In pilot news, there are new roles for Jaime Pressly, Sissy Spacek, Michael Rapaport, Will Estes, and Bridget Moynahan. It's just too bad that these actors are signed to different projects, because I think this is sort of a dream mash-up.

And finally, Jersey Shore is showing in more than 30 countries starting this week. I can't wait to see what other cultures think of "Le Snooki" and "der Allgemeinzustand der Sachen."