Big Parks and Rec news today: Amy Poehler wrote her first episode, and hilarious comedian (kidding!) Rob Lowe joins the cast for multiple upcoming episodes. Huh? Lowe, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Now that's what I call guest starring! John Barrowman is coming to Glee.

Ready for a whole lot of pilot news? Dana Delany may leave Desperate Housewives for a new gig, my boyfriend Blair Underwood has been cast as the POTUS, Sopranos star Michael Imperioli will lead a drama pilot, and so on and so forth.

Looks like an SNL "Women of Comedy" special will happen. Can someone please lead me to the online petition I have to sign in order to get Betty White to join? Oh, right.

Hulu is losing the Daily Show and Colbert Report. Good thing Comedy Central plays their episodes 10 times a day.

In even more unfortunate comedy news, Michael and Michael Have Issues has been cancelled. Boo!

And finally: Pim & Jam!