Let me try to explain this as simply as I can: Sarah Palin's Fox News special was originally going to feature an interview with LL Cool J about god knows what, but then LL Cool J said that she never interviewed him, and that the interview they were going to use was footage of an interview he did with someone else in 2008, but then it turned out Palin was never going to use it, probably? And that the interview was just something he had done for a different Fox News special with the same name? So then instead of just clearing up the confusion, Fox News decided to kind of insult NCIS: LA, even though you'd think they would be all about that show? This shit is baffling, but she's a television personality now, so she's officially our problem.

And now, some 30 Rock stuntcasting I can get behind: Matt Damon will be playing a Liz Lemon love interest this season, and NBC is trying to secure him for as many episodes as possible despite the fact that he makes about 57 movies a year. As much as I love the idea of him being a figment of Lemon's imagination, I do hope Damon brings Astronaut Mike Dexter to life. And that Frank makes a lot of Tang jokes.

Daniel Dae Kim cut his hand, but he's going to be OK. They glued it back together! (At the hospital, don't worry.)

Glee and Modern Family just won Peabody Awards, which is almost as prestigious as the Tubeys.

Kate Gosselin is rumored to be planning a Jon & Kate-themed dance for next week's DWTS installment, with her partner Tony Dovolani playing the part of Jon. No word on who's going to play all the babies, but way to miss the boat, guys -- they just lost a perfect Mady in Shannen Doherty.