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Now that Fox and Conan O'Brien are trying to work out the details for a new late-night show, we're a little worried about what this means for the Internet's favorite host. We're excited for Coco's return to television, but jumping from NBC to Fox may not be the smoothest transition. We imagine that Rupert Murdoch will fight to keep classic Late Night sketches, and make a few demands from O'Brien and his well-established brand. Such as...
- Conan must interview the following people: Every American Idol contestant, various animated Seth McFarlane characters, Glenn Beck
- Gordon Ramsay cooking segments
- Real Time episodes
- A "No Spin Zone" character
- Twitter Tracker changed to MySpace Tracker
- "Shirtless Moron" returns, but as "Shirtless Fox Executive"
- "In the Year 2000" will be revamped as "In the 20th Century," in honor of Conan's new parent company
- Pimp-Bot 5000 actually does cut a ho
- Limited Andy Richter appearances, as not to jinx the new show
- Longer masturbating bear sketches
- Moral Outrage segments entirely on Jay Leno's opening monologues
- An all-singing Glee-themed episode
- Dance-offs with SYTYCD contestants
- Walker, Texas Ranger Lever converted into a House Lever
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A SYTYCD dance off might be kinda awesome. Maybe he can sing duets with AI contestants?
An all-singing Glee-themed episode would definitely be awesome.
This article is pure idiocy. No wonder it was written by "TWoP Staff"... no one wanted to take the blame for it.
Also,
"- Walker, Texas Ranger Lever converted into a House Lever "
What the hell is THAT supposed to mean??
You would have to be a fan of the show to know what the "Walker, Texas Ranger lever" is.
By the way I think Conan was already doing cooking segments with Ramsay.