MTV denies it, but Page Six is claiming that JWoww, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinnie don't yet have contracts for Jersey Shore Season 3 (The Situation, Pauly D and Snooki, on the other hand, do), and may be replaced. If that happens, we're so hiring JWoww as TWoP's resident life coach.

Fox has heard all of our prayers and decided not to go forward with their Torchwood remake, probably because they knew they'd just prematurely cancel it anyway. Which has double benefits -- them being psychic over there now is going to save us all of a lot of heartbreak in the future.

Ending literally minutes of speculation, Alex O'Loughlin has revealed that CBS is indeed letting him say "Book 'em, Danno" in the Hawaii Five-O pilot. Oh thank god. I'm totally reassured about that show now.

Hal Holbrook is joining the cast of Sons of Anarchy, as Gemma's father. Which is funny -- I've seen every episode and I didn't know Gemma's father was Mark Twain.

Showtime is going to begin airing Lisa Kudrow's web series Web Therapy, likely by the end of the year. No joke here, just an FYI that Web Therapy is actually a lot funnier than you'd think.

And now for some sad news: by the end of next month, you may have to opt into a monthly $9.95 subscription fee to watch archived shows on Hulu. The last five episodes of new shows will remain free, however, so no need to completely freak out. Yet.